The Crystal Ball has SPOKEN 🔮 Zandvoort Predictions!

Welcome back to the Pitstop Podcast! Zandvoort is finally here and we cant wait to get stuck into the Dutch Grand Prix once again! It feels like an eternity since we last watched a race so Sunday couldn't come sooner. Make sure you listen all the way to the end of this episode to hear our podium predictions! RACE WEEKEND LETS GOOOO!
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**Circuit Zandvoort**

* Circuit Zandvoort is located 40 kilometers from Amsterdam and boasts 14 turns across a 4.307-kilometer circuit, totaling a 306-kilometer race distance.
* Drivers have 72 laps to complete this fast, undulating, and challenging track, featuring two banked corners.
* The track utilizes communication roads built during World War II, raising the question of whether the race will be explosive this weekend.

**Predictions and Wild Cards**

* Jake Boys and Fabio Bocca share their predictions for the Dutch Grand Prix, with Boys expressing hope for an explosive race.
* Oscar Piastri is mentioned as a wild card driver to watch out for.

**Formula One News and Updates**

* New rules implemented by the FIA require Formula One teams to give two free practice sessions to new drivers.
* Ferrari has announced that Robert Schwartzman will be driving in P1 for the Dutch Grand Prix, while Arthur Leclerc and Oli Berman will focus on F2.
* Gabriel Bortoleto is one point away from becoming the F3 champion, needing to secure one more point in Monza.

**Max Verstappen and Controversies**

* Max Verstappen has been in the news for speeding and driving violations, including an incident where he was caught on camera driving over the speed limit.
* The police have been urged not to arrest Verstappen, considering his status as the best driver in the world.
* Lance Stroll's rumored departure from Formula One to play tennis is deemed fake news.

**Personal Anecdotes and Banter**

* Jake Boys and Fabio Bocca share amusing personal anecdotes, including a story about Fab being pulled over in France for a photo with a Gulf car.
* They discuss their recent collaboration with Universal for a Fast and Furious promotion, where they edited Fab into a scene from the upcoming Fast X movie.
* Fab reveals that he has been mistaken for his neighbor, Rad, leading to humorous misunderstandings.

**Zandvoort Atmosphere and Mercedes' Struggles**

* Jake Boys expresses his excitement for the Dutch Grand Prix, particularly the atmosphere in Zandvoort, where Max Verstappen has a large fan base.
* The hosts discuss the ongoing struggles of Mercedes and the uncertainty surrounding Lewis Hamilton's contract renewal.
* They speculate on the reasons behind Hamilton's bodyguard presence in the garage, suggesting it may be to keep away unwanted media attention.

**Fab's Bodyguard Encounter**

* Fabio Bocca shares an anecdote about an encounter with a bodyguard in Las Vegas, where he got into a physical altercation and was thrown to the floor.
* The hosts express their desire to be SAS soldiers, discussing their Call of Duty experiences and their admiration for Pogiesa's strength.

**Conclusion**

* The podcast episode concludes with Jake Boys and Fabio Bocca wrapping up the discussion and expressing their enthusiasm for the upcoming Dutch Grand Prix. ## Formula One: Pit Stop Podcast Episode Transcript Summary

### Introduction:

- Jake Boys and Fabio Bocca discuss the upcoming Belgian Grand Prix at the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps.
- They share their thoughts on the track, its unique characteristics, and the likelihood of a wet race.

### Controversial Discussion:

- The hosts debate the necessity of extensive military training for Formula One drivers, with Jake expressing skepticism and Fabio emphasizing the importance of preparedness.
- They acknowledge the value of certain skills learned during training but question the need for intensive combat training.

### Predictions for the Belgian Grand Prix:

- Jake and Fabio make their predictions for the race, with Jake favoring Max Verstappen for the win due to his home advantage.
- Fabio agrees that Verstappen is the likely winner but offers a surprise prediction of Oscar Piastri finishing in third place.
- They also discuss the possibility of a DNF for Verstappen due to a spin-out caused by the track's curbs.

### Wild Card Predictions:

- Jake predicts a strong performance from Sergio Perez, placing him in second place, while Fabio surprises with a wild card prediction of Valtteri Bottas finishing in the top three.

### Other Topics:

- The hosts discuss the upcoming release of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 and their plans to continue their Pit Stop Championship series once they acquire the necessary capture cards.
- They mention a recent visit to Jake's father's house, where Jake retrieved his old Pokémon card collection, sparking a discussion about the potential value of the cards.

### Conclusion:

- The episode ends with the hosts thanking their listeners, encouraging them to rate and subscribe to the podcast, and expressing their excitement for the upcoming race weekend.
- They suggest that listeners settle in comfortably, perhaps with a blanket, tuna sashimi, and a Diet Coke, to enjoy the race together.

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[01:00.080 -> 01:03.920] No, this was yesterday. The guy comes out of the lift with me. We got in the lift together
[01:03.920 -> 01:09.120] and we're talking about the gym. And then he mentions Rad, talking about Rad, his girlfriend
[01:09.120 -> 01:13.040] and I was like, I thought your name was Rad!
[01:13.040 -> 01:15.040] This whole time we thought you were Rad!
[01:15.040 -> 01:16.720] How many times have you called him Rad?
[01:16.720 -> 01:18.040] Because I've definitely said I'm Rad!
[01:18.040 -> 01:33.400] So many times! Situated 40 kilometers from the beautiful city of Amsterdam, nestled amongst the elegant
[01:33.400 -> 01:39.040] white sand dunes of the popular Dutch seaside resort, Circuit Zandvoort hosts yet another
[01:39.040 -> 01:47.120] Formula 1 race since making its return to the calendar in 2021, boasting 14 turns across a four point kilometer
[01:47.120 -> 01:51.680] far circuit, totalling a 306 race kilometer distance.
[01:51.680 -> 01:55.320] Our drivers have 72 laps to complete this fast,
[01:55.320 -> 01:57.600] undulating and savage track,
[01:57.600 -> 02:01.400] featuring not one, but two banked corners.
[02:01.400 -> 02:03.560] This track makes use of communication roads
[02:03.560 -> 02:08.620] built during the second world war, but are are we gonna see an explosive race this weekend is the
[02:08.620 -> 02:15.520] circuit gonna be doused in a hazy orange fog once again we will see a shock
[02:15.520 -> 02:17.520] Pony the Pipe messed it up again!
[02:17.520 -> 02:19.520] We find out this weekend at the Dutch Grand Prix!
[02:19.520 -> 02:21.520] Let's go!
[02:21.520 -> 02:27.000] Fabio Bocca that is quite introduction, he's even done it standing up.
[02:27.000 -> 02:30.000] Sweating, I'm sweating. I don't know what's come over me, I feel like the beast.
[02:30.000 -> 02:32.000] What a part, that was freestyle right?
[02:32.000 -> 02:35.000] Nah, it was, well I mean I wrote it all, it was all, yeah.
[02:35.000 -> 02:38.000] My favourite bit, the World War reference.
[02:38.000 -> 02:39.000] Yes mate.
[02:39.000 -> 02:41.000] An explosive Grand Prix.
[02:41.000 -> 02:42.000] Exactly.
[02:42.000 -> 02:43.000] I like what you did there.
[02:43.000 -> 02:51.860] Do you think it's going to be an explosive weekend this weekend? I don't know but I'm hopeful for yes. We have our predictions coming
[02:51.860 -> 02:54.300] up. Yeah predictions are coming up in this episode. I was just about to ask you who you
[02:54.300 -> 02:57.380] think is going to win but I'll just hold off on that for a minute. I think I know who's
[02:57.380 -> 03:03.980] going to win but I think I know who might have a chance. Oh yeah? The previous fastest
[03:03.980 -> 03:07.240] driver on the Pitsdstop fastest lap leaderboard.
[03:07.240 -> 03:08.560] I was waiting for a wild card.
[03:08.560 -> 03:09.920] Oscar Piastri, mate.
[03:09.920 -> 03:10.760] Oh.
[03:10.760 -> 03:12.840] The wild card is still Oscar Piastri.
[03:12.840 -> 03:13.880] I have a wild card.
[03:13.880 -> 03:14.880] I added it to my prediction.
[03:14.880 -> 03:15.720] But I want it at the end.
[03:15.720 -> 03:16.540] I don't want it now.
[03:16.540 -> 03:18.320] Yeah, we've got three and then an extra one.
[03:18.320 -> 03:20.340] Hope everyone had a wonderful summer break,
[03:20.340 -> 03:22.640] but ladies and gentlemen, the Formula One is back,
[03:22.640 -> 03:31.160] which means Pitstop race preview episode is here yeah episode 61 and this is what episode 61
[03:31.160 -> 03:38.280] season 2 yeah we've done hundreds of episodes over 150 EPS now mate didn't we work out how many hours that is we did
[03:38.280 -> 03:42.160] didn't we it's a lot of hours it's a lot of hours of us talking at each other and
[03:42.160 -> 03:50.720] no one else it doesn't feel like anyone else is listening you could perfectly AR saying anything scan the voice yeah so if anything ever comes out of me
[03:50.720 -> 03:54.560] where i don't want it to be me say that because someone's gonna do it no but it's not me i'm
[03:54.560 -> 04:00.160] saying i don't give permission and anything that comes out of me is never me yeah try and get the
[04:00.160 -> 04:06.900] money in yeah yeah i know what you mean a little bit of a legal battle. Mate, ever since 2020,
[04:06.900 -> 04:08.840] the FIA have implemented new rules
[04:08.840 -> 04:10.840] to Formula One teams, right?
[04:10.840 -> 04:11.980] That they must, as you know,
[04:11.980 -> 04:15.740] they must give two free practice sessions to new drivers.
[04:15.740 -> 04:16.580] Yes.
[04:16.580 -> 04:17.920] Yep, and this weekend,
[04:17.920 -> 04:19.660] do you know who Ferrari are giving it to?
[04:19.660 -> 04:20.660] Let's do it.
[04:21.920 -> 04:29.000] Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm sitting in the living room with Jake, it's fab, oh my god, nah,
[04:29.000 -> 04:30.000] I can't go there.
[04:30.000 -> 04:33.680] It's Schwartzy, Schwartzy, the one and only Robert Schwartzy.
[04:33.680 -> 04:35.160] He's changed his name on Instagram.
[04:35.160 -> 04:39.200] Mate, because he's not only a Ferrari driver, he's a bloody rapper.
[04:39.200 -> 04:41.720] Robert Schwartzman will be in P1.
[04:41.720 -> 04:42.720] He's a rap prodigy, mate.
[04:42.720 -> 04:48.200] For Ferrari, and they said that they did that to give Arthur Leclerc and Oli Berman full focus on F2.
[04:48.200 -> 04:49.720] Cause F2 is hotting up, you know,
[04:49.720 -> 04:51.200] there's only a few races left.
[04:51.200 -> 04:52.040] Yeah.
[04:52.040 -> 04:53.000] Which makes sense.
[04:53.000 -> 04:55.000] I'm gutted there's no F3 this weekend
[04:55.000 -> 04:57.000] cause we know our good friend Gabriel
[04:57.000 -> 04:58.840] only needs one more point.
[04:58.840 -> 04:59.760] Gabriel Jesus.
[04:59.760 -> 05:02.480] To become Gabriel Bortolego.
[05:02.480 -> 05:04.560] Bortolego? You mean Bortoletto?
[05:04.560 -> 05:06.000] Good friend of yours.
[05:06.000 -> 05:08.000] To become F3 champion!
[05:08.000 -> 05:10.000] Do you think he's got it in the bag?
[05:10.000 -> 05:12.000] Why do I say Bort?
[05:12.000 -> 05:14.000] It's because I always say names differently.
[05:14.000 -> 05:16.000] He has to be six points ahead of...
[05:16.000 -> 05:18.000] Yeah, he has to get more than six points, right?
[05:18.000 -> 05:20.000] He has to be one point.
[05:20.000 -> 05:22.000] One point.
[05:22.000 -> 05:24.000] One point and he's F3 champion.
[05:24.000 -> 05:28.480] Yes, one point. Wow, so he can get it in Monza then? Yeah, one point. That's very bloody exciting. However,
[05:28.480 -> 05:32.560] this is not the Monza GP. The way you just sounded, the way you just said, however,
[05:32.560 -> 05:37.760] sounded like Mark Webber. Mark Webber. I've had a few people like do that on voice notes
[05:37.760 -> 05:41.840] me recently. We've also had loads of people message us ever since we said about our dreams.
[05:41.840 -> 05:50.480] Like that's quite interesting that people enjoyed us sharing our crazy dreams yes we said this last episode hmm thank you
[05:50.480 -> 05:54.560] for the lovely messages so um however we have also received some more nice DMS
[05:54.560 -> 06:01.340] from people did we put a call out in our last episode asking us to see what
[06:01.340 -> 06:05.840] episodes or what races we should watch to go back in time. And we've had loads.
[06:05.840 -> 06:08.640] A load of people just messaged just to say like, well done.
[06:08.640 -> 06:10.000] I think some people might have liked
[06:10.000 -> 06:12.480] our Fast and Furious advert we did.
[06:12.480 -> 06:14.920] We officially put Fab in the Fast and Furious film.
[06:14.920 -> 06:17.280] Oh yeah, we can finally talk about that now.
[06:17.280 -> 06:18.880] We got a campaign reviewed of us
[06:18.880 -> 06:20.840] for the new Fast and Furious, Fast X film,
[06:20.840 -> 06:23.480] which was like Fab's dream come true.
[06:23.480 -> 06:27.800] I remember being eight, I don't know how old I was, I felt like 8, 9 years old and Fast and
[06:27.800 -> 06:32.640] the Furious Tokyo Drift came out and that was the film mate, I know every line from
[06:32.640 -> 06:36.320] it. And since then I've wanted to recreate a scene where I'm like in the car and we've
[06:36.320 -> 06:37.320] done it.
[06:37.320 -> 06:40.560] Yeah we got a job with them to promote the new film and we decided to take it upon ourselves
[06:40.560 -> 06:46.240] to take a green screen down to the car park, set it up next to the gulf and basically edit it like fab's in the
[06:46.240 -> 06:49.040] Trailer so it's on our pit stop at instagram. It's to the
[06:49.920 -> 06:51.920] Instagram
[06:52.160 -> 06:57.520] Emptied a bottle of antiseptic thingy and filled up with water and sprayed it on my face like sweat
[06:57.520 -> 07:00.960] Yeah, and we chopped one of my shirts up to make you look like fab van petrol
[07:00.960 -> 07:04.680] We went above and beyond to produce this piece of content. It was super fun
[07:04.680 -> 07:07.740] So shout out to a universal for that was a dream come true
[07:07.740 -> 07:14.640] yeah it's great Max ah uh-huh yeah it's his home race but he's been a bit of a
[07:14.640 -> 07:18.500] naughty boy right I have seen this online about max fishing apples man
[07:18.500 -> 07:23.420] broken a lot yeah the here max this is a controversial subject so we have to make
[07:23.420 -> 07:26.320] sure we talk about correctly exactly Matt's max get
[07:26.320 -> 07:30.360] Nick Matt Murray down it down he sent me
[07:30.360 -> 07:31.720] a crazy story I'll show you later I
[07:31.720 -> 07:33.600] can't remember but crazy but max for
[07:33.600 -> 07:35.920] staff and getting nicked right because
[07:35.920 -> 07:37.560] is he actually getting nicked yeah
[07:37.560 -> 07:39.080] they've about to cuff him in the garage
[07:39.080 -> 07:42.360] is this for driving the Valtteri yeah
[07:42.360 -> 07:44.600] nice knowledge the Valtteri bought us
[07:44.600 -> 07:47.400] yeah who is it by?
[07:47.400 -> 07:48.320] It's an Aston Martin.
[07:48.320 -> 07:49.160] It is.
[07:49.160 -> 07:50.440] Now I straight away did think,
[07:50.440 -> 07:52.160] should he be in an Aston Martin?
[07:52.160 -> 07:54.400] Surely that's against, no?
[07:54.400 -> 07:55.960] Yeah, he should just be driving a Red Bull.
[07:55.960 -> 07:57.720] He should only be driving Red Bulls.
[07:57.720 -> 07:59.720] The Red Bull car, the mini with the Red Bull cat
[07:59.720 -> 08:03.200] on the back, that's the only car that Max Verstappen
[08:03.200 -> 08:04.640] should be allowed to drive.
[08:04.640 -> 08:06.160] That's your dream car, isn't it? That's my only car that Max must snap and should be allowed to drive. That's your dream car, isn't it?
[08:06.160 -> 08:07.760] That's my dream car!
[08:07.760 -> 08:13.040] If anyone got a Red Bull, is listening, please give me one of the midis of a Red Bull car.
[08:13.040 -> 08:15.520] I would never ever get in a car with you, mate, ever.
[08:15.520 -> 08:16.480] Mate, it's so good!
[08:16.480 -> 08:18.720] I could not be seen driving around London in that.
[08:18.720 -> 08:22.080] The actual can would be full of Red Bull as well, so if you ever needed a drink,
[08:22.080 -> 08:24.240] you'd just have a straw that went all the way to the back.
[08:24.240 -> 08:27.320] Like an F1 driver, like a water pack. I would love that car,
[08:27.320 -> 08:32.480] I would drive that all day long. Would you? But tell me more about this Max Fishnapples
[08:32.480 -> 08:37.120] thing because I've seen it on Twitter and I've seen all the stories about speeding and
[08:37.120 -> 08:40.600] all this but what was actually going on? Well if you've seen all the stories about it then
[08:40.600 -> 08:49.840] maybe you can enlighten me because I don't actually know anything well from what I saw you could see that apparently he was going over the speed limit
[08:49.840 -> 08:55.680] also someone said that he didn't have both hands on the wheel now I don't know
[08:55.680 -> 08:59.160] if that's against the law or not because personally I just drive with one hand on
[08:59.160 -> 09:03.520] while I'm fixing the radio maybe do my makeup in the mirror like you know I
[09:03.520 -> 09:09.400] mean I don't know whether this is the politically correct thing to say, but Max Verstappen is
[09:09.400 -> 09:13.680] probably a better driver with no hands on the wheel than we are with two hands on the
[09:13.680 -> 09:14.680] wheel.
[09:14.680 -> 09:15.680] This is Max Verstappen.
[09:15.680 -> 09:16.680] Also with a blindfold on.
[09:16.680 -> 09:21.280] And also, if you're going to trust anyone to go quick in a car, it's probably the best
[09:21.280 -> 09:22.560] driver in the world.
[09:22.560 -> 09:23.560] Exactly.
[09:23.560 -> 09:24.560] So, listen, police, alright?
[09:24.560 -> 09:25.680] Don't nick him. It's probably the best driver in the world! Exactly, so listen police, alright?
[09:25.680 -> 09:26.680] Don't nick it.
[09:26.680 -> 09:30.920] Look, Fab got pulled over in France, so the only thing we can do is stick up for Max here,
[09:30.920 -> 09:31.920] because...
[09:31.920 -> 09:34.920] That was really bad, wasn't it?
[09:34.920 -> 09:39.720] It was because the gulf, he wanted a picture with the gulf, because he recognised the gulf.
[09:39.720 -> 09:43.080] Yeah, it was actually nothing to do with Fab driving quick, the policeman said,
[09:43.080 -> 09:50.760] Bonjour, je m'appelle Michael picture with golf and fab said how about you pay me 50
[09:50.760 -> 09:54.960] euros and he gave me a hundred yeah that's exactly what happened there was
[09:54.960 -> 10:00.600] absolutely no fine and no legal battle in other news yeah Lance Stroll this is
[10:00.600 -> 10:06.000] breaking news actually. Regarding Lance Stroll. Breaking news!
[10:06.000 -> 10:07.000] Oh wow, what is it?
[10:07.000 -> 10:09.000] Lance Stroll is leaving F1.
[10:09.000 -> 10:11.000] Oh don't! I know exactly what you're going to say.
[10:11.000 -> 10:13.000] To play tennis.
[10:13.000 -> 10:15.000] Bullshit, I've seen that online as well.
[10:15.000 -> 10:17.000] Yeah, well do you have any information about that as well?
[10:17.000 -> 10:19.000] No, because it's a load of rubbish.
[10:19.000 -> 10:24.000] I saw it was Tony Cahn-Brown actually, who posted it on Instagram.
[10:24.000 -> 10:25.160] And she was talking how fake news can spread really quickly. it was it was Tony cam Brown actually who posted it on Instagram and
[10:28.840 -> 10:29.080] She was talking how fake news can spread really quickly now
[10:35.420 -> 10:39.880] I'm no scientist, but I can agree that this is probably fake news. Yeah, don't get me wrong if you wanted to be a tennis player I'm sure Lance show would probably just buy him Wimbledon and put him in the final every year, but he
[10:40.560 -> 10:48.480] He's a Formula One driver. He's a F1 driver. You ever to think about it. Aston Martin, yeah? What colour are they?
[10:48.480 -> 10:52.480] Green. Right. And what colour is the stuff that they play tennis on?
[10:52.480 -> 10:55.880] Well, it depends whether you're playing on clay. He wouldn't play on clay, mate.
[10:55.880 -> 10:58.520] Would he play on grass? He's not a clay guy, I can tell.
[10:58.520 -> 11:01.400] He'd play on grass, would he? He'd play on grass, yeah. And what colour is that?
[11:01.400 -> 11:04.880] Er, green.
[11:04.880 -> 11:07.020] Exactly. So do you not see how this
[11:07.020 -> 11:10.380] could potentially not be fake news I'm on formula one news that could at UK
[11:10.380 -> 11:15.020] right now and it says some serious shit okay so why do they think Lance is gonna
[11:15.020 -> 11:19.940] ditch formula one and start playing tennis because right and I would tell
[11:19.940 -> 11:27.680] you right now there's been rumors floating around that he's considering a switch to tennis
[11:27.680 -> 11:30.680] you're reading it so if he makes a career
[11:30.680 -> 11:33.120] switch like that that opens up the seat
[11:33.120 -> 11:36.200] Mike crack said another green sport is tennis
[11:36.200 -> 11:37.920] it wasn't Mike crack it was Matt
[11:37.920 -> 11:40.640] Webbite said that but it wasn't it wasn't
[11:40.640 -> 11:42.360] it was a guy called Ben Anderson who's a
[11:42.360 -> 11:45.800] journalist so right Ben Anderson right called Ben Anderson. Who's a journalist? So right Ben Anderson, right?
[11:46.120 -> 11:50.580] Ben Anderson is a journalist with f1 news. Okay, okay, Ben Anderson
[11:50.960 -> 11:57.780] I'm not joking mate. That is a terrible article. Okay, he is not gonna play tennis, right?
[11:58.000 -> 12:03.800] If I was a journalist, you don't know what to write about things that aren't true. Well, why then again? I'm a
[12:02.600 -> 12:03.440] I do not want to write about things that aren't true. Well, why don't you-
[12:03.440 -> 12:05.680] Then again, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a host of book guys.
[12:05.680 -> 12:08.240] Why don't you ask the crystal ball?
[12:08.240 -> 12:10.360] What do you want me to ask it?
[12:10.360 -> 12:13.040] I want you to ask whether Max Verstappen
[12:13.040 -> 12:14.680] cheated on his girlfriend last year, right?
[12:14.680 -> 12:18.360] Because it has come up, it has come up on grill the grid
[12:18.360 -> 12:20.120] and he took the joke himself.
[12:20.120 -> 12:22.100] He said it up himself.
[12:22.100 -> 12:24.700] Max Verstappen was asked a cheating question
[12:24.700 -> 12:25.440] on grill the Grid, right?
[12:25.440 -> 12:30.080] Apparently he was asked if he cheated last year and he joked and he said not on the grid
[12:30.880 -> 12:32.480] or something like that.
[12:32.480 -> 12:34.640] Right, how much truth is in that?
[12:35.440 -> 12:39.680] You're literally throwing us under the bus this episode. How much truth is in that?
[12:39.680 -> 12:41.680] Mate, I'll put, I can, I haven't seen the video.
[12:41.680 -> 12:43.280] Max, you chicken boy!
[12:43.280 -> 12:56.000] I haven't seen the video, but no, so the two-time world champion was asked you weren't accused of cheating last year were you and he said not on the grill not on grill the grid no okay that's a bit different to what I said
[12:56.000 -> 13:04.000] So how on earth did you get the headline Max has cheated on his girlfriend?
[13:04.000 -> 13:06.000] Because it was it wasours last year that he did
[13:06.000 -> 13:08.000] So that's him taking a joke
[13:08.000 -> 13:10.000] or taking a punt at it
[13:10.000 -> 13:12.000] Max didn't cheat on his girlfriend, okay?
[13:12.000 -> 13:14.000] Look, let's cut the rubbish
[13:14.000 -> 13:16.000] Max would never do that
[13:16.000 -> 13:18.000] Well he started the rumour mate, I'm just reporting on F1 news
[13:18.000 -> 13:20.000] He's saying he cheated on
[13:20.000 -> 13:22.000] Grill the Grid
[13:22.000 -> 13:24.000] He's saying he cheated on last year's episodes of Grill the Grid
[13:24.000 -> 13:25.060] He's not saying he cheated on last year's episodes of grill the grid he's
[13:25.060 -> 13:30.360] not saying he cheated on his girlfriend he's admitting last year to cheating on the f1
[13:30.360 -> 13:42.320] show not on his girlfriend yes no yes he is no you can't be true that's what that's literally
[13:42.320 -> 13:45.000] the wrong way you've took it the wrong way. You've took it the wrong way
[13:49.740 -> 13:50.240] Okay, you've took it as he didn't cheat on the grid as if he said no I did a G on the grid
[13:55.000 -> 13:55.840] Also, he must have cheated on his girlfriend. That makes perfect sense. Well done
[13:57.840 -> 14:01.760] manager
[14:05.000 -> 14:09.900] Amazing time do you see my belly? Yeah gone on. I know I'm lying on my side, right? Yeah, because fab's been, yeah, go on.
[14:09.900 -> 14:12.400] So it's hanging down a little bit, but if I switch my hands.
[14:12.400 -> 14:14.600] No, you've got rid of the handles a little bit.
[14:14.600 -> 14:15.800] It looks alright, doesn't it? Yeah.
[14:15.800 -> 14:20.000] Why have you got one little bit of hair there and nothing else?
[14:20.000 -> 14:23.200] Your belly button is covered in hair and then you've got nothing.
[14:23.200 -> 14:25.880] What's now, Traile? Yeah, but why does it stop there?
[14:25.880 -> 14:27.880] Alright, well let me see yours though, you fucking monkey.
[14:27.880 -> 14:28.880] Let me see yours.
[14:28.880 -> 14:29.880] You shaved it all off!
[14:29.880 -> 14:30.880] There's nothing there!
[14:30.880 -> 14:31.880] I've been all off!
[14:31.880 -> 14:32.880] I'm self-conscious!
[14:32.880 -> 14:33.880] It is as smooth as a baby.
[14:33.880 -> 14:34.880] Wait, but you're going to London, aren't you?
[14:34.880 -> 14:35.880] I can't do that, yeah.
[14:35.880 -> 14:36.880] Fab's going to Portugal.
[14:36.880 -> 14:37.880] Yeah, and my girl likes a little bit of hair on her chest.
[14:37.880 -> 14:45.400] If we've got any listeners in Portugal, Fab's gonna be landing in on the airport on Sunday
[14:45.400 -> 14:47.200] feel free to turn up with a banner
[14:47.200 -> 14:48.200] Well it's not Sunday so...
[14:48.200 -> 14:49.200] Oh sorry, Monday
[14:49.200 -> 14:50.480] You'd be waiting there a while
[14:50.480 -> 14:52.600] Yeah Fab's... I've never been to Portugal before
[14:52.600 -> 14:54.080] I'd love that, I'd feel like Blink-182
[14:54.080 -> 14:58.720] Blink-182? Did you just say a big 182?
[14:58.720 -> 15:01.240] Blink-182, stepping off the airplane and there's people with signs
[15:01.240 -> 15:02.960] What's a Blink-182 song?
[15:02.960 -> 15:06.000] Um, yes no, maybe, I don't... that's Malcolm in the Middle isn't it? Yeah, is that Blink-182 song? Ummm... Yes, No, Maybe, I Don't... That's Malcolm in the Middle, isn't it?
[15:06.000 -> 15:08.000] Yeah. Is that Blink-182?
[15:08.000 -> 15:16.000] Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights on, carry me, na na na na na na na na na, ay!
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[16:44.320 -> 16:46.120] Yeah, your holiday to Portugal.
[16:46.120 -> 16:47.120] I hope you have a lovely time,
[16:47.120 -> 16:51.600] which means myself and Fab are gonna be separated next week.
[16:51.600 -> 16:52.440] Yep.
[16:52.440 -> 16:54.840] So one of the episodes is gonna be really exciting
[16:54.840 -> 16:57.000] because one of us is gonna be in London
[16:57.000 -> 16:59.280] and one of us is gonna be in Portugal
[16:59.280 -> 17:00.360] and we're gonna make it work.
[17:00.360 -> 17:01.640] I need to figure out,
[17:01.640 -> 17:02.520] cause I'm gonna miss the Monza,
[17:02.520 -> 17:03.400] I'm not gonna miss it,
[17:03.400 -> 17:05.120] but I'm not gonna be with you for the Monza GP. So I need to figure out how I can watch over there. I I'm not gonna miss it, but I'm not gonna be with you for the Monza GP
[17:05.120 -> 17:09.180] So I need to figure out how I can really sad. I'm gonna sit by the front door cry
[17:09.180 -> 17:13.700] You are gonna be so depressed. I'm actually not looking for I hate being on my own
[17:13.700 -> 17:19.000] I have I just can't do it and the thing about you as well is like I don't think you'd help yourself either
[17:19.000 -> 17:23.720] Like it's not as if you'd like go out get some Sun you'd sit on the cycle with your hood up and the curtains closed
[17:23.720 -> 17:27.400] I've got a picnic in a bar class every day mate a bar class
[17:27.400 -> 17:30.980] yeah it's a some kind of exercise I've
[17:30.980 -> 17:32.560] seen it online it's a class where you go
[17:32.560 -> 17:34.800] and learn how to be a barman trying to
[17:34.800 -> 17:37.320] learn some extra cash between podcasts
[17:37.320 -> 17:41.320] you don't earn it. It's not a barman class it's a gym class a bar class
[17:41.320 -> 17:43.280] that's that's after badminton and then
[17:43.280 -> 17:44.680] I'm getting my nails done pedicure yeah
[17:44.680 -> 17:49.480] after hot yoga and pilates yeah I'm meeting Matt Gallagher in the
[17:49.480 -> 17:54.200] sauna at 3 p.m. really we've got a sauna downstairs you know that we figured out
[17:54.200 -> 17:58.240] our gym downstairs as a sauna what a fantastic find have we used it yet
[17:58.240 -> 18:01.600] you're asking if we've used it you don't know if you've used it I've used it have
[18:01.600 -> 18:05.000] you twice just twice it's really small and like what's like the etiquette in that you don't know if you've used it. I've used it. Have you? Twice. Oh, right. Just twice.
[18:05.000 -> 18:08.080] It's really small and like...
[18:08.080 -> 18:10.560] What's like the etiquette in the sauna in our flats?
[18:10.560 -> 18:11.400] The people like...
[18:11.400 -> 18:12.220] Fully naked.
[18:12.220 -> 18:13.320] The people go nude, show it all.
[18:13.320 -> 18:14.360] Fully naked, mate.
[18:14.360 -> 18:15.200] Really?
[18:15.200 -> 18:17.680] Yeah, because you need to just let it all out.
[18:17.680 -> 18:18.880] I'm too shy for that.
[18:18.880 -> 18:19.880] Why?
[18:19.880 -> 18:21.160] I don't know, like it's one of them,
[18:21.160 -> 18:22.720] I wouldn't feel comfortable.
[18:22.720 -> 18:23.560] Sat next to it, nah.
[18:23.560 -> 18:27.280] In a swimming, in any form of changing room just just walking around completely
[18:27.280 -> 18:31.040] naked I don't know these people yeah yeah maybe like you could get really
[18:31.040 -> 18:34.520] awkward if you couldn't control yourself and especially because we kind of do
[18:34.520 -> 18:38.600] know the people that live in our building but we clearly don't know them
[18:38.600 -> 18:49.920] very well because we found out even more breaking news! For the last year and a half, the listeners that have
[18:49.920 -> 18:54.840] been here from the beginning will be quiet because she will hear you. And probably know
[18:54.840 -> 19:01.640] that we've been talking about Rad, our neighbour. Well, today, Fab's found out something. Yeah,
[19:01.640 -> 19:11.880] guys, if you do listen to Pitstop, you will know about Rad. Never whisper. And we thought it was the guy and then today no this was
[19:11.880 -> 19:14.880] yesterday the guy comes out of the lift with me we got in the lift together and
[19:14.880 -> 19:19.480] we're talking about the gym and then he mentions Rad talking about Rad his
[19:19.480 -> 19:26.040] girlfriend and I was like I thought your name was Rad. We thought you were Rad! This whole time we thought you were Rad.
[19:26.040 -> 19:27.600] How many times have you called him Rad?
[19:27.600 -> 19:29.080] Because I've definitely said, I'm Rad.
[19:29.080 -> 19:30.080] So many times.
[19:30.080 -> 19:31.080] You're right, Rad.
[19:31.080 -> 19:32.080] So many times, mate.
[19:32.080 -> 19:33.960] Oh God, it's so weird, isn't it?
[19:33.960 -> 19:37.200] The amount of times we've nearly airdropped stuff to Rad's phone as well.
[19:37.200 -> 19:39.920] Why is it every time I walk out the door, they walk out?
[19:39.920 -> 19:42.320] And why is it every time I walk in, they walk out?
[19:42.320 -> 19:45.440] Like it's, they're always perfectly in time.
[19:45.440 -> 19:46.280] Do you not find that?
[19:46.280 -> 19:47.880] That you always see them?
[19:47.880 -> 19:49.440] Yeah, but that's because...
[19:49.440 -> 19:51.840] They're not living on the same timeline.
[19:51.840 -> 19:53.400] You don't need the house very much, so.
[19:53.400 -> 19:55.000] So why do I see them every time I do?
[19:55.000 -> 19:57.520] Because it's so rare, you've got more chance of seeing them.
[19:57.520 -> 19:58.680] That makes zero sense.
[19:58.680 -> 20:00.440] It does, because if I go more,
[20:01.440 -> 20:05.000] then I've got more chance of not seeing them.
[20:05.240 -> 20:07.720] Okay, well, if we know that her name is Rad,
[20:07.720 -> 20:09.200] what's his name?
[20:09.200 -> 20:10.760] He looks like an Alex to me.
[20:11.720 -> 20:12.680] I'm going Clive.
[20:12.680 -> 20:13.680] Or a Harvey.
[20:13.680 -> 20:15.880] I'm going Clive, Harvey!
[20:15.880 -> 20:18.080] Clive, when have you ever looked at anyone
[20:18.080 -> 20:19.780] and thought, yeah, that's a Clive?
[20:21.200 -> 20:22.040] Rad next door.
[20:22.040 -> 20:22.880] Yeah.
[20:22.880 -> 20:24.600] I don't think so.
[20:24.600 -> 20:27.000] Clive and Rad, imagine they listen to the pod.
[20:27.000 -> 20:29.000] Imagine they listen to us now.
[20:29.000 -> 20:31.000] Yeah, he's got a glass to the fucking wall.
[20:31.000 -> 20:35.500] Well, I'll tell you what I will say, because we might as well just say it in case they do listen to the pod.
[20:35.500 -> 20:40.000] You're actually great neighbours for putting up with us, so thank you for that.
[20:40.000 -> 20:44.000] Screaming into your mic at 10.30 at night sometimes.
[20:44.000 -> 20:45.500] And they do power pub with it.
[20:45.500 -> 20:47.040] And I play the drums.
[20:47.040 -> 20:48.760] And yeah, we don't even get any noise complaints
[20:48.760 -> 20:49.880] for you playing drums in a flat.
[20:49.880 -> 20:50.720] That's not bad.
[20:50.720 -> 20:51.840] I did ask him, I did say,
[20:51.840 -> 20:53.160] Rad, can you hear me play the drums?
[20:53.160 -> 20:54.760] He said, no, didn't even know you had a kit.
[20:54.760 -> 20:55.960] And you shred.
[20:55.960 -> 20:58.160] I do, it's like shredded mozzarella.
[20:58.160 -> 20:59.160] Shredded, yeah.
[20:59.160 -> 21:00.040] Most days.
[21:00.040 -> 21:00.880] Yeah.
[21:00.880 -> 21:04.440] So sometimes Parmesan, but that's a bad day usually
[21:04.440 -> 21:06.200] because Parmesan doesn't shred too well.
[21:06.200 -> 21:10.000] But, um, no, the people downstairs have been really good. They hear me play.
[21:10.000 -> 21:12.800] I met their son. He says I can hear you play the drums.
[21:12.800 -> 21:14.000] Oh, he said he can hear it?
[21:14.000 -> 21:17.500] Yeah, he says, oh, we know when he's playing drums up there, because he's always shredding away.
[21:17.500 -> 21:20.500] To be fair, if that's the worst thing your neighbours do, that's fine, really.
[21:20.500 -> 21:22.000] If you can put up with that for, like...
[21:22.000 -> 21:27.680] You don't do it for long, do you? Just quick little 15 15 minute hits I don't play before midday and I don't really
[21:27.680 -> 21:31.200] play after 6 at night so yeah you're respectful in that aspect I could be a
[21:31.200 -> 21:34.880] Formula One driver and have an f1 car in here but I don't know but I would love
[21:34.880 -> 21:38.600] an f1 car hanging off the wall or something or hang him from the ceiling
[21:38.600 -> 21:45.680] if anyone's got a spare f1 car I don't know how we'd get it through our door but yeah that was an interesting
[21:45.680 -> 21:52.640] five minutes. I hope everyone enjoyed that. Mate what are your thoughts around Zandvoort because we went
[21:52.640 -> 21:56.240] last year I think it was probably my favorite race of last year. Yep we did
[21:56.240 -> 21:59.720] go last year it was an incredible race we had an amazing experience in Zandvoort.
[21:59.720 -> 22:03.720] It's the atmosphere mate. Yeah there is a great atmosphere in Zandvoort it's gonna be
[22:03.720 -> 22:09.600] special for Max I mean pretty much 90% of people there are gonna be Max Verstappen fans.
[22:09.600 -> 22:12.720] I do think it was so good last year because you and me managed to put
[22:12.720 -> 22:17.120] ourselves in positions sometimes, which honestly I'm just like how on earth we
[22:17.120 -> 22:21.440] managed this? We just ran out of the pit, the garage didn't we? We ran, we ran, this
[22:21.440 -> 22:24.520] is last year so we can say this, we ran through the Red Bull garage and just out
[22:24.520 -> 22:27.560] into the pit lane and then, but everyone was there, do you know what I mean?
[22:27.560 -> 22:28.800] It's just we got a front row seat.
[22:28.800 -> 22:32.040] Let's not throw a Red Bull under the bus, let's throw a team away and work with under
[22:32.040 -> 22:33.040] the bus.
[22:33.040 -> 22:36.040] We ran through the house, garage, full pelt.
[22:36.040 -> 22:41.160] No, it's not as if anyone gave us the allowance to do it, we just ran.
[22:41.160 -> 22:44.720] That was quite bad, but we wanted to experience the trophy giving.
[22:44.720 -> 22:45.000] That's where we just stood there with Nick De Vries whilst they were giving Max his trophy, didn't we? That was quite bad but we wanted to experience the trophy giving.
[22:45.000 -> 22:48.500] That's where we just stood there with Nick the Roose whilst they were giving Max his trophy, didn't we?
[22:48.500 -> 22:49.500] Just chatted to Nick.
[22:49.500 -> 22:52.000] Yeah, before he joined.
[22:52.000 -> 22:53.500] What a lovely bloke.
[22:53.500 -> 22:56.500] He actually was lovely. We were chatting to him for ages.
[22:56.500 -> 22:59.500] Is that your feet, mate?
[23:00.500 -> 23:03.500] No, I just had a shower before we partied.
[23:03.500 -> 23:06.000] Don't try and throw me under the bus with this sort of thing.
[23:06.000 -> 23:08.000] Well it's not me either then, so who is it?
[23:08.000 -> 23:09.000] I don't know.
[23:09.000 -> 23:10.000] It's the guy under the sofa.
[23:10.000 -> 23:11.000] Rad.
[23:11.000 -> 23:12.000] Rad!
[23:12.000 -> 23:19.000] No, Zambort is one of my favourite tracks. I'm just excited for the F1 to be back. I'm really hoping that McLarens can pick off where they are.
[23:19.000 -> 23:20.000] Yeah.
[23:20.000 -> 23:24.000] Where they finish, sorry. I just want to see Lando and Oscar right up there again.
[23:24.000 -> 23:28.000] Well apparently they've got even more upgrades, mate, and apparently so do Mercedes.
[23:28.000 -> 23:31.000] I'm sure so do the Red Bull though. I'm sure so do the rest of the teams.
[23:31.000 -> 23:37.000] Mercedes need to do something, mate. Mercedes have to start winning or something.
[23:37.000 -> 23:42.000] Well, that whole contract with Lewis is still ongoing. I can't believe they haven't sorted that yet.
[23:42.000 -> 23:45.440] It is strange when people are like,
[23:45.440 -> 23:46.280] oh yeah, we're in talks,
[23:46.280 -> 23:48.000] it takes that long to get done.
[23:48.000 -> 23:49.520] Have you noticed how he's always got a bodyguard
[23:49.520 -> 23:50.720] with him in the garage?
[23:50.720 -> 23:52.880] Not in the garage, but like on track.
[23:52.880 -> 23:56.000] He is one of the biggest celebrities in the world.
[23:56.000 -> 23:57.720] Yeah, but no other F1 driver has it.
[23:57.720 -> 23:59.200] Even David Coulthard was saying it.
[23:59.200 -> 24:01.920] He was like, I can't believe Lewis has,
[24:01.920 -> 24:03.520] like, who is he afraid of?
[24:03.520 -> 24:06.960] What is he afraid of? Sided fucking what's- what is he afraid of? Sided- sided fucking photos.
[24:06.960 -> 24:08.960] He's keeping Brundle away.
[24:08.960 -> 24:10.960] Really?
[24:10.960 -> 24:12.960] That's what the security guard might be doing. Keep media away maybe?
[24:12.960 -> 24:14.960] I don't know. Keep cameras away?
[24:14.960 -> 24:16.960] I don't know, I don't care how big and scary you are mate.
[24:16.960 -> 24:18.960] I will come and
[24:18.960 -> 24:20.960] with full force.
[24:20.960 -> 24:22.960] Are you- did you just threaten Lewis Hamill?
[24:22.960 -> 24:24.960] No, his bodyguard.
[24:24.960 -> 24:27.760] Fab loves taking on a bodyguard. Fab loves taking on a bodyguard.
[24:27.760 -> 24:36.320] Fab's taken on a bodyguard before. I did. In Vegas. An ex-marine yeah in Caesar's Palace
[24:36.320 -> 24:42.600] at like 3am. 4am. How did that go? You started off right but I actually thought you had him
[24:42.600 -> 24:46.000] for a bit. I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I actually felt like I'd done alright.
[24:46.000 -> 24:49.000] Yeah, until he switched on and threw you to the floor.
[24:49.000 -> 24:53.000] He actually battered me and my knee was hurting for the whole flight home, man.
[24:53.000 -> 24:59.000] Imagine two funny grown men having an hour in the middle of Caesars Palace on the middle of a rug in Vegas.
[24:59.000 -> 25:02.000] I was kind of waiting for you to like jump in and help out.
[25:02.000 -> 25:06.520] And Pogiesa would snap me in half with his little finger
[25:06.520 -> 25:07.520] He's huge isn't he?
[25:07.520 -> 25:09.800] Still got him on Instagram, yeah he's massive
[25:09.800 -> 25:12.680] Me and Fab have always wanted to be SAS soldiers
[25:12.680 -> 25:14.680] That's one thing we talk about in the flat all the time
[25:14.680 -> 25:18.680] Like we used to play Call of Duty and I'd sometimes feel like we'd know what we're doing
[25:18.680 -> 25:24.080] Thing is though, I just, yeah I would love to do it but like fuck all the training
[25:24.080 -> 25:28.000] Like you don't need that, you don't need to go through all of that stuff.
[25:28.000 -> 25:30.400] Oh yeah, really?
[25:30.400 -> 25:31.400] Come on, you must agree with me.
[25:31.400 -> 25:32.400] No, I completely disagree.
[25:32.400 -> 25:37.520] We both hold the skills to be able to execute a mission if we need to.
[25:37.520 -> 25:39.400] Right, don't get me wrong, there's a few things we've learned.
[25:39.400 -> 25:41.520] Like I know I could fly a plane now.
[25:41.520 -> 25:44.080] Like if I was, if I had to fly a plane last minute.
[25:44.080 -> 25:45.360] What do you mean now? Why?
[25:45.360 -> 25:50.940] Because we learned when we did the video which isn't out yet, but it will be out at some point in the pit stop documentary
[25:51.120 -> 25:53.920] Moving on wasn't it easier than you thought yeah exactly
[25:54.000 -> 25:58.680] And if I can fly a plane me and look at all the training people go through the flight plan this wasn't a little Cessna
[25:58.680 -> 26:01.400] This was a full-on Boeing 7309. Yeah
[26:02.280 -> 26:10.040] To be fair. It's quite brave to say I could fly a plane. I could not fly the plane unassisted, but knowing that there would be assistance, I
[26:10.040 -> 26:11.760] could fly the plane.
[26:11.760 -> 26:12.760] That's where I'm at with it.
[26:12.760 -> 26:13.760] Yeah, fair.
[26:13.760 -> 26:14.760] Fair.
[26:14.760 -> 26:16.800] I would still be scared.
[26:16.800 -> 26:20.720] SAS-wise, I think you need the training for things that you...
[26:20.720 -> 26:25.620] I do believe we're quite level-headed and smart that we'd be okay, but the training is for the things
[26:25.620 -> 26:30.160] you don't think about, like how to disengage situations,
[26:30.160 -> 26:31.880] how to deal if you tread on a mine,
[26:31.880 -> 26:34.120] how to, all the stupid things you tread on a mine,
[26:34.120 -> 26:34.960] you pretty fuck me, how'd you get out of that?
[26:34.960 -> 26:37.400] Well, not necessarily, I've seen clips on TikTok
[26:37.400 -> 26:38.240] of how you get out of it.
[26:38.240 -> 26:39.200] There was a movie.
[26:39.200 -> 26:40.040] Yeah.
[26:40.040 -> 26:41.400] There was a movie about it.
[26:41.400 -> 26:42.240] If you just listen.
[26:42.240 -> 26:43.060] Have you seen that movie?
[26:43.060 -> 26:43.900] Yeah, where he clicks it.
[26:43.900 -> 26:51.360] It's an hour and 45 minutes of a bloke just stood in the desert I haven't seen that I haven't
[26:51.360 -> 26:55.040] seen Barbie I haven't seen Oppenheimer there's a like there's the 27 hours or
[26:55.040 -> 26:59.000] 127 hours that's the one where he chops off his arm yeah again a bloke stood in
[26:59.000 -> 27:04.320] a creek with a rock on his arm for a fantastic concept for a film. Should we lock out Joe?
[27:04.320 -> 27:05.320] I'm gonna lock you in the bathroom for 8 days, stick a camera in you and send it to Netflix for a fantastic concept. Should we look at the bathroom for eight days?
[27:05.320 -> 27:09.600] Take a camera and you'd said it's a Netflix for a hundred mil fabs in a bathroom
[27:10.280 -> 27:12.280] How do you think I would go on?
[27:12.820 -> 27:15.720] How do you think I'd get on because I actually think I'd go insane
[27:15.920 -> 27:22.080] This is a formula one podcast and we chat about you being lucky imagine me right in my my little bathroom
[27:22.080 -> 27:25.680] I on the suite that how small is, pitch black, no light on.
[27:25.680 -> 27:26.520] Pitch black, no light.
[27:26.520 -> 27:27.880] How many days do you think I last?
[27:27.880 -> 27:28.720] You can give me food.
[27:28.720 -> 27:29.600] Before what?
[27:29.600 -> 27:31.800] What's the, before you burst out the door?
[27:31.800 -> 27:33.880] I go insane and have to come out.
[27:33.880 -> 27:35.920] You wouldn't last two days.
[27:35.920 -> 27:36.760] Yeah, I would.
[27:36.760 -> 27:38.080] You wouldn't even, I didn't know you wouldn't.
[27:38.080 -> 27:38.920] Yeah, I would.
[27:38.920 -> 27:39.740] No, you wouldn't.
[27:39.740 -> 27:40.580] It's too small.
[27:40.580 -> 27:41.420] Easily last two days.
[27:41.420 -> 27:43.480] You think you could do two, what would you do then?
[27:43.480 -> 27:45.360] I wouldn't do it out of choice, but I would...
[27:45.360 -> 27:45.860] I know that...
[27:45.860 -> 27:47.860] Your shower would be the most exciting thing you could do.
[27:47.860 -> 27:48.360] If I had to.
[27:48.360 -> 27:51.360] Just go for a shower. There'd be no more water in the flat, that's for sure.
[27:51.360 -> 27:53.360] I'd learn to handstand and headstand.
[27:53.360 -> 27:55.360] On a concrete floor?
[27:55.360 -> 27:55.860] Yep.
[27:55.860 -> 27:57.860] You probably wouldn't make it a day.
[27:57.860 -> 27:59.860] Probably not. I'd go mad.
[27:59.860 -> 28:01.860] Mate, I wanna know...
[28:01.860 -> 28:03.860] Right, let's break it back to Formula 1.
[28:03.860 -> 28:05.920] I wanna know! I wanna know, right, let's break it back to Formula One.
[28:05.920 -> 28:07.040] I wanna know.
[28:07.040 -> 28:11.520] I wanna know your predictions.
[28:11.520 -> 28:12.360] So I'm-
[28:12.360 -> 28:13.180] For Zambel.
[28:13.180 -> 28:14.800] Look, Zambel is a beautiful track.
[28:14.800 -> 28:17.120] You know I love the bank corners.
[28:17.120 -> 28:18.480] Well, that's why it's one of my favorite tracks.
[28:18.480 -> 28:20.480] Yeah, it is an amazing track.
[28:20.480 -> 28:22.320] Don't get me wrong, I think Max is gonna win.
[28:22.320 -> 28:24.960] I'm not gonna put a stupid prediction out there this week.
[28:24.960 -> 28:25.960] I do think Max will win.
[28:25.960 -> 28:26.800] It's home race.
[28:26.800 -> 28:27.620] I've got to say actually, mate,
[28:27.620 -> 28:28.900] I can see why this could be your favorite track
[28:28.900 -> 28:32.960] because you drive the circuit like Max does.
[28:32.960 -> 28:33.800] Yeah.
[28:33.800 -> 28:35.220] I watched the video of Max in the sim
[28:35.220 -> 28:37.600] and he goes round the top of the first bank corner.
[28:37.600 -> 28:39.740] To get more speed out of the exit.
[28:39.740 -> 28:40.580] Yeah.
[28:40.580 -> 28:42.720] Yeah, so me and Max were actually texting about that
[28:42.720 -> 28:44.440] and that's kind of why we do it.
[28:44.440 -> 28:46.640] Does he, he doesn't text though, he's telegram right?
[28:46.640 -> 28:48.800] Yeah telegram and we only talk in emojis.
[28:48.800 -> 28:50.000] He doesn't use whatsapp either.
[28:51.200 -> 28:56.240] Sometimes he sends me voice notes but he always leaves 20 seconds of dead space at the front.
[28:57.440 -> 28:59.600] What, because he's so far in front.
[28:59.600 -> 29:02.960] It would just be dead silent for 20 seconds but then he starts talking, don't know why.
[29:08.920 -> 29:15.720] Yeah it's definitely my favourite track it's amazing predictions are gonna go max to win well you gotta start from third oh sorry
[29:15.720 -> 29:19.440] sorry all right just for that I'm not gonna say max is gonna win because that
[29:19.440 -> 29:45.520] was unnecessary it's his home Grand Prix. Who's in third place? IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII What is that flashing thing? Well the crystal ball is lit up. Mate don't get too close to it. If I touch it
[29:45.520 -> 29:47.520] Shooosh! Mate be careful!
[29:49.360 -> 29:54.480] Jesus! Right the crystal ball. I can see it in front of me now the podium. The podium is on the crystal ball
[29:54.480 -> 29:59.520] I'm staring at it. Tell me your third. My third is Oscar Piastri. Wow
[30:00.240 -> 30:05.220] It's like you can see my crystal ball fa Fab. Third place, Oscar Piastri.
[30:05.220 -> 30:06.260] He's standing there.
[30:06.260 -> 30:07.100] I told you it talks to me.
[30:07.100 -> 30:07.920] Holding his trophy.
[30:07.920 -> 30:08.760] It talks to me, mate.
[30:08.760 -> 30:09.580] Second place.
[30:09.580 -> 30:11.240] Second place is...
[30:12.260 -> 30:13.100] Lewis Hamilton.
[30:13.100 -> 30:14.940] You obviously can't see the crystal ball.
[30:14.940 -> 30:15.780] Oh shit.
[30:15.780 -> 30:16.820] Unfortunately, he's not.
[30:17.700 -> 30:19.380] It's Sergio Perez.
[30:19.380 -> 30:20.220] In second?
[30:20.220 -> 30:21.340] Sergio Perez is second.
[30:21.340 -> 30:22.180] Really?
[30:22.180 -> 30:23.000] Yeah.
[30:23.000 -> 30:24.220] Hmm, okay.
[30:24.220 -> 30:25.620] First? Max. Wow. Okay. First?
[30:25.620 -> 30:26.440] Max.
[30:26.440 -> 30:27.280] Wow.
[30:27.280 -> 30:28.200] It's Lando.
[30:29.640 -> 30:30.620] Lando in first.
[30:30.620 -> 30:33.060] Lando Norris is on the swimming.
[30:33.060 -> 30:34.080] So where's Max?
[30:34.080 -> 30:36.560] Lando wins this weekend.
[30:36.560 -> 30:38.900] Max Verstappen, Dunafors.
[30:38.900 -> 30:41.000] A DNF from Max at his home Grand Prix.
[30:41.000 -> 30:42.680] Oh my God, the Dunafors.
[30:42.680 -> 30:44.480] It's a wet race and he catches the curb
[30:44.480 -> 30:49.760] and spins out and gets beached. So it's even his fault as well. Is there even any bebbles around
[30:49.760 -> 30:55.360] this track? Bebbles? Bebbles to be beached. God this is turning to shit at this point.
[30:55.360 -> 31:01.840] What's a bebble? A bebble? A bebble! Right, okay. Okay, right, okay, that was all a load
[31:01.840 -> 31:05.420] of rubbish but my top three, Oscar Piastri, Sergio Perez,
[31:05.420 -> 31:06.740] Lando Norris to win.
[31:06.740 -> 31:08.100] You?
[31:08.100 -> 31:09.940] Yeah, what I said, Oscar, Lewis, Max,
[31:09.940 -> 31:11.940] but my wild card, actually.
[31:11.940 -> 31:13.140] How wild?
[31:13.140 -> 31:14.140] It's kinda wild.
[31:14.140 -> 31:15.020] Valtteri Brotas.
[31:15.020 -> 31:16.540] Have you got a wild card?
[31:16.540 -> 31:17.380] Yeah, I've got a wild card.
[31:17.380 -> 31:18.340] Really, do you want to know mine?
[31:18.340 -> 31:19.180] Yeah, go on.
[31:19.180 -> 31:20.540] Go, dark magician.
[31:20.540 -> 31:21.940] Right, Ricardo, PA.
[31:21.940 -> 31:24.300] Blue-eyed white dragon, counter-strike!
[31:24.300 -> 31:26.000] With what?
[31:26.000 -> 31:28.000] Bitheral gold.
[31:30.000 -> 31:32.000] Ice barash.
[31:32.000 -> 31:34.000] Okay, get back into the game.
[31:34.000 -> 31:36.000] Right, right, right.
[31:36.000 -> 31:38.000] Okay, no, we're gonna keep all of that in.
[31:38.000 -> 31:40.000] You're weird.
[31:40.000 -> 31:42.000] Ricardo and PA.
[31:42.000 -> 31:44.000] Stop it! I'm dead silent!
[31:44.000 -> 31:47.000] The new Call of Duty is coming out, Modern Warfare 3 is coming out soon. Have you seen the gameplay?
[31:47.000 -> 31:51.000] No. The graphics look amazing. We're still playing F1 22 and F1 23 is out.
[31:51.000 -> 31:54.000] I know, we still haven't bought any capture cards either. No.
[31:54.000 -> 31:58.000] But people have been asking for the series to return.
[31:58.000 -> 32:02.000] Pit stop championship. The joking fab championship. It shall once we get the capture cards but they're actually more expensive than you think.
[32:02.000 -> 32:06.640] They're like a couple hundred quid each. We need two. Plus we need to get the capture cards but they're actually more expensive than you think they're like couple hundred quid each we need two plus we need to get the
[32:06.640 -> 32:12.460] game all adds up then it it does yeah so we'll get it at some point it will come
[32:12.460 -> 32:15.840] it will come well ladies and gents I hope you've enjoyed no you were in the
[32:15.840 -> 32:20.360] middle of saying something no I wasn't I said Ricardo P8 that's your wild card
[32:20.360 -> 32:25.240] yeah oh no I need to say with any Ricardo finishes that was the crystal
[32:25.240 -> 32:27.920] ball thing oh my gosh yeah hang on get
[32:27.920 -> 32:30.720] us to be a be get out I got it got it oh
[32:30.720 -> 32:33.280] no it's not shining as bright mate oh
[32:33.280 -> 32:36.360] it's gonna say oh ladies and gentlemen
[32:36.360 -> 32:37.760] Daniel Ricardo finishes 12th this
[32:37.760 -> 32:40.240] weekend 12th yeah probably wouldn't be
[32:40.240 -> 32:41.880] happy with that he probably goes against
[32:41.880 -> 32:46.000] my dark magician which you said 8th? P8 yeah yeah but dark
[32:46.000 -> 32:48.040] magician isn't a very strong card
[32:48.040 -> 32:54.240] um well I think he is so there can
[32:54.240 -> 32:56.080] anyone actually ever knows these quotes
[32:56.080 -> 32:57.960] that we make I took my Pokemon cards
[32:57.960 -> 33:00.400] back from my dad's went to my dad's on
[33:00.400 -> 33:03.040] Monday guys shout out Aldo had a lovely
[33:03.040 -> 33:07.360] steak on the barbie. And Mark Webber was there.
[33:07.360 -> 33:10.360] And I went upstairs into my old room
[33:10.360 -> 33:13.640] because my folder of Pokemon cards are in there from-
[33:13.640 -> 33:14.480] Your Poke cards.
[33:14.480 -> 33:15.680] When I was a wee boy.
[33:15.680 -> 33:18.280] And maybe I'm sitting on millions of pounds.
[33:18.280 -> 33:19.120] Who knows?
[33:19.120 -> 33:21.200] Have you got any first editions, Jar of Zots?
[33:22.520 -> 33:24.280] I've got a Blue Eyes White Dragon.
[33:26.000 -> 33:28.000] Ladies and gentlemen, I think that might be the end. Thank you for listening to the Pit Stop Podcast, guys. I think everyone has a great race weekend.
[33:28.000 -> 33:33.000] Monday's episode is going to be strange for us because I feel like it's been ages since we've watched a race.
[33:33.000 -> 33:37.000] And I'm just buzzing to actually watch something and talk about it.
[33:37.000 -> 33:40.000] Yeah, no, we've been chatting rubbish for a whole month.
[33:40.000 -> 33:42.000] And we've gone absolutely loopy.
[33:42.000 -> 33:47.960] So it'd be quite nice to watch the thing our whole show is about. And then come back on Monday and talk about it yeah no we've been chatting rubbish for a whole month and we've gone absolutely loopy so it'd be quite nice to watch the thing our whole
[33:47.960 -> 33:51.560] show is about and then come back on Monday talking about what we've seen
[33:51.560 -> 33:55.200] rather than rad
[33:55.200 -> 34:00.600] it might be slightly more structured who knows but do people want structured who
[34:00.600 -> 34:06.000] knows not cowboy builders they don't maybe they do they just builders, they don't.
[34:08.000 -> 34:12.000] Maybe they do, they just can't. Do you reckon any builders listen to our- I love the thought of us being played out of a speaker on a building site.
[34:12.000 -> 34:14.000] If we are being played out,
[34:14.000 -> 34:16.000] BOOM! Pick the bricks up quicker!
[34:16.000 -> 34:20.000] The apprentice will get the sack for playing this at the f***ing radio.
[34:20.000 -> 34:22.000] Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening to the Pit Stop Podcast.
[34:22.000 -> 34:24.000] Please rate it five stars, hit the follow button, subscribe.
[34:24.000 -> 34:26.200] We'll be back on Monday.
[34:26.200 -> 34:28.600] Enjoy the race, it's gonna be a great one.
[34:28.600 -> 34:31.200] I hope Daniel Ricciardo does do better than 12th.
[34:31.200 -> 34:32.400] That was just my prediction.
[34:32.400 -> 34:38.600] Get comfortable on the sofa, maybe a little blanket, some tuna sashimi,
[34:38.600 -> 34:44.000] and just have a wonderful little snack and a race together.
[34:44.000 -> 34:46.000] Possibly some Diet Coke.
[34:46.000 -> 34:47.000] Diet Coke?
[34:47.000 -> 34:48.000] Yep.
[34:48.000 -> 34:50.000] I'm having Arnik and Silva, but thank you for the offer.
[34:50.000 -> 34:53.000] Oh, you dirty, dirty man.
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