Ep12 - 2022 End of Season Awards

The boys dress up in their Sunday best to host the End of Season 2022 EngineBraking awards.

• Dan has 3 glasses of sparkling wine and immediately regrets it
• Blake's Cat enjoys a sponsored segment
• Production quality goes through the roof
• The Fraudest Driver, Teams and Races of 2022
• The GoodBoy Driver, Teams and Races of 2022
• All voted by you!

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**Summary of the 2022 EngineBraking Awards**

The hosts, Dan (Engine Mode 11) and Blake (Brake), dressed up for the occasion, hosted the annual EngineBraking Formula One awards show, determined by fan votes. The categories included the "Fraud Watch" awards for the most fraudulent teams and drivers and the "GoodBoy" awards for the best teams and drivers of the 2022 season.

**Fraud Watch Awards:**

**Most Fraudulent Team:**

1. Ferrari (35.57% of the vote)
2. Alpha Tauri (13.13%)
3. Alpine (10.34%)

Ferrari's poor strategy, reliability issues, and failure to convert pole positions into race wins led them to be voted as the most fraudulent team. Alpha Tauri's drop in performance from 2021 to 2022 and Alpine's reliability problems contributed to their respective rankings.

**Most Fraudulent Driver:**

1. Nicholas Latifi (32.89% of the vote)
2. Daniel Ricciardo (17.89%)
3. Lance Stroll (11.58%)

Latifi's consistent struggles throughout the season, Ricciardo's disappointing performance at McLaren, and Stroll's involvement in several incidents earned them the top three spots in the Fraud Watch Driver category.

**GoodBoy Awards:**

**Best Team:**

1. Red Bull Racing (30.23% of the vote)
2. Mercedes (22.45%)
3. Ferrari (17.98%)

Red Bull's dominant season, with Max Verstappen winning the Drivers' Championship and the team securing the Constructors' Championship, made them the clear winners in this category. Mercedes' improvement towards the end of the season and Ferrari's occasional flashes of brilliance earned them the second and third spots, respectively.

**Best Driver:**

1. Max Verstappen (35.46% of the vote)
2. Lewis Hamilton (24.83%)
3. Sergio Perez (15.47%)

Verstappen's impressive performances throughout the season, including 15 race wins, secured him the top spot in the GoodBoy Driver category. Hamilton's strong second half of the season and Perez's consistent podium finishes earned them the second and third positions, respectively.

The hosts also discussed other notable moments and controversies from the 2022 Formula One season, including the Japanese Grand Prix's chaotic conditions, the Miami Grand Prix's questionable TV direction, and the Mexican Grand Prix's strategic battle between Mercedes and Red Bull. Sure, here is a summary of the podcast episode transcript you provided:

**Podcast Episode Summary: EngineBraking Awards 2022**

Hosts: Dan, Blake, and Josh

**Introduction:**

- The hosts introduce the episode and explain that they will be presenting the EngineBraking Awards for the 2022 Formula One season.
- They mention that they have received votes from listeners and will be revealing the winners in various categories.

**Categories and Winners:**

1. **Engine Good Boy Team of the Year:**
- Joint 8th: McLaren and Ferrari (12 votes each)
- 7th: Williams (14 votes)
- 6th: Aston Martin (19 votes)
- 5th: Haas (28 votes)
- 4th: Alpine (34 votes)
- 3rd: Alfa Romeo (43 votes)
- 2nd: Mercedes (128 votes)
- 1st: Red Bull Racing (677 votes)

2. **Engine Good Boy Driver of the Year:**
- 19th: Yuki Tsunoda
- 18th: Valtteri Bottas
- 17th: Lance Stroll
- 16th: Esteban Ocon
- 15th: Daniel Ricciardo
- 14th: Zhou Guanyu
- 13th: Mick Schumacher
- 12th: Nicholas Latifi
- 11th: Carlos Sainz
- 10th: Kevin Magnussen
- 9th: Sergio Perez
- 8th: Alex Albon
- 7th: Lewis Hamilton
- 6th: Charles Leclerc
- 5th: Sebastian Vettel
- 4th: Fernando Alonso
- 3rd: George Russell
- 2nd: Lando Norris
- 1st: Max Verstappen

3. **Engine Good Boy Race of the Year:**
- 10th: Singapore Grand Prix
- 9th: Austrian Grand Prix
- 8th: Bahrain Grand Prix
- 7th: Japanese Grand Prix
- 5th (tie): Belgian Grand Prix and Saudi Arabian Grand Prix
- 4th: Hungarian Grand Prix
- 3rd: United States Grand Prix
- 2nd: British Grand Prix
- 1st: Brazilian Grand Prix

4. **Surprise Team of the Year:**
- 10th: Alfa Romeo
- 9th: Haas
- 8th: AlphaTauri
- 7th: Aston Martin
- 6th: Alpine
- 5th: McLaren
- 4th: Williams
- 3rd: Mercedes
- 2nd: Red Bull Racing
- 1st: Ferrari

5. **Surprise Driver of the Year:**
- 10th: George Russell
- 9th: Fernando Alonso
- 8th: Carlos Sainz
- 7th: Lando Norris
- 6th: Esteban Ocon
- 5th: Kevin Magnussen
- 4th: Valtteri Bottas
- 3rd: Alex Albon
- 2nd: Lewis Hamilton
- 1st: Max Verstappen

**Conclusion:**

- The hosts wrap up the episode by thanking the listeners for voting and express their excitement for the upcoming 2023 Formula One season.

**Overall Message:**

The overall message of the podcast is to celebrate the achievements and performances of teams and drivers in the 2022 Formula One season. The hosts engage in light-hearted banter and commentary as they reveal the winners in each category, based on votes from listeners. The episode highlights the most notable moments and personalities of the season, providing an entertaining and informative recap for Formula One fans. # EngineBraking Podcast Episode 2022 Season Finale Awards Show Summary

## Introduction

- Hosts Dan and Blake dress up in their finest attire to host the End of Season 2022 EngineBraking awards.
- Dan has three glasses of sparkling wine and immediately regrets it.
- Blake's Cat enjoys a sponsored segment.
- The podcast's production quality sees a significant improvement.

## Award Categories and Results

**Fraudest Driver, Team, and Race of 2022**

- These awards are based on listener votes.

**Fraudest Driver**

- 10th: Yuki Tsunoda (4 votes)
- 9th: Lance Stroll (5 votes)
- 8th: Nicholas Latifi (6 votes)
- 7th: Lewis Hamilton (7 votes)
- 6th: Max Verstappen (10 votes)
- 5th: Sergio Perez (11 votes)
- 4th: Daniel Ricciardo (13 votes)
- 3rd (tie): Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc (14 votes each)
- 2nd: Esteban Ocon (17 votes)
- 1st: Sebastian Vettel (24 votes)

**Fraudest Team**

- 9th: AlphaTauri (10 votes)
- 8th: Williams (14 votes)
- 7th: McLaren (25 votes)
- 6th: Red Bull Racing (45 votes)
- 5th: Ferrari (64 votes)
- 4th: Aston Martin (94 votes)
- 3rd: Mercedes (114 votes)
- 2nd: Haas (181 votes)
- 1st: Alpine (205 votes)

**Fraudest Race**

- 10th: Emilia Romagna Grand Prix (3 votes)
- 9th: Monaco Grand Prix (5 votes)
- 8th: Canadian Grand Prix (6 votes)
- 7th: British Grand Prix (10 votes)
- 6th: Austrian Grand Prix (12 votes)
- 5th: Hungarian Grand Prix (13 votes)
- 4th: Belgian Grand Prix (14 votes)
- 3rd: Dutch Grand Prix (20 votes)
- 2nd: Italian Grand Prix (24 votes)
- 1st: Japanese Grand Prix (26 votes)

**GoodBoy Driver, Team, and Race of 2022**

**GoodBoy Driver**

- 10th: Alex Albon (13 votes)
- 9th: Lando Norris (15 votes)
- 8th: Fernando Alonso (20 votes)
- 7th: Valtteri Bottas (35 votes)
- 6th: George Russell (41 votes)
- 5th: Kevin Magnussen (48 votes)
- 4th: Pierre Gasly (63 votes)
- 3rd: George Russell (165 votes)
- 2nd: Charles Leclerc (190 votes)
- 1st: Joe Grenier (212 votes)

**GoodBoy Team**

- 10th: Williams (11 votes)
- 9th: Aston Martin (16 votes)
- 8th: McLaren (20 votes)
- 7th: Haas (29 votes)
- 6th: Red Bull Racing (42 votes)
- 5th: Ferrari (54 votes)
- 4th: Mercedes (67 votes)
- 3rd: Alpine (72 votes)
- 2nd: Alfa Romeo (205 votes)
- 1st: AlphaTauri (215 votes)

**GoodBoy Race**

- 10th: Australian Grand Prix (3 votes)
- 9th: Saudi Arabian Grand Prix (4 votes)
- 8th: Spanish Grand Prix (10 votes)
- 7th: Azerbaijan Grand Prix (11 votes)
- 6th: Miami Grand Prix (13 votes)
- 5th: United States Grand Prix (14 votes)
- 4th: French Grand Prix (15 votes)
- 3rd: Singapore Grand Prix (19 votes)
- 2nd: Brazilian Grand Prix (23 votes)
- 1st: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix (26 votes)

## Conclusion

- The hosts express their gratitude to the listeners for their support throughout the season.
- They tease the possibility of a special IRL episode in the living room of one of the hosts.
- The hosts sign off, encouraging the listeners to "fuck off" in a lighthearted manner.

[00:00.000 -> 00:08.000] You're listening to the most fraudulent F1 podcast with Dan, a.k.a. Engine Mode 11.
[00:08.000 -> 00:11.440] I secretly moonlight as Helmut Marko at race weekends.
[00:11.440 -> 00:13.480] And Blake, a.k.a. Brake.
[00:13.480 -> 00:16.640] Echo chambers of farts and idiots on Twitter after races.
[00:16.640 -> 00:31.800] It's the engine breaking F1 podcast. I love how in that podcast intro when you're talking about moonlighting his helmet, Mark,
[00:31.800 -> 00:33.520] you can hear me laughing at the end of it.
[00:33.520 -> 00:35.560] Just having a little chuckle in the background.
[00:35.560 -> 00:38.360] I couldn't keep myself together.
[00:38.360 -> 00:48.240] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the episode 12, the 2022 Formula One season engine breaking awards. My name's Blake and
[00:48.240 -> 00:54.160] I'm joined by who are you again? I'm Dan, aka Engine Mode 11. The beard's coming back, that's
[00:54.160 -> 00:58.800] nice. We lost that one in the last episode, didn't we? Yeah, got three thousand pounds though. That
[00:58.800 -> 01:06.240] was awesome. Congratulations to Samaritan's charity. Correct. Yeah, that is spectacular. We love that we love to see that,
[01:06.240 -> 01:08.120] but we've got a little show tonight.
[01:08.120 -> 01:09.520] And if you're if you're listening on audio
[01:09.520 -> 01:11.080] and you're not getting to see us on YouTube
[01:11.080 -> 01:13.760] or even on the live stream on Twitch,
[01:13.760 -> 01:14.840] we're dressed up.
[01:14.840 -> 01:15.680] I got my tux out.
[01:15.680 -> 01:17.440] This thing doesn't fucking fit.
[01:17.440 -> 01:18.560] I'm about to choke.
[01:18.560 -> 01:20.520] Same from this bow tie.
[01:20.520 -> 01:21.280] So that's great.
[01:21.280 -> 01:22.360] But you know what?
[01:22.360 -> 01:24.120] We look good.
[01:24.120 -> 01:24.960] We feel good.
[01:27.680 -> 01:31.480] Yeah, the lower buttons on my shirt are held together by hopes and dreams at the moment.
[01:31.480 -> 01:37.800] My uh some ricochets in the office later my waistcoat is uh on the struggle bus yeah yeah
[01:37.800 -> 01:45.160] it's it's oh yeah oh yeah but uh we've had a crazy season.
[01:49.660 -> 01:49.800] We've done 12 episodes so far, or this is number 12.
[01:50.040 -> 01:50.520] Yep.
[01:54.280 -> 01:55.200] We've got a 23 looks like race season coming up next season.
[01:56.440 -> 01:56.740] We're just getting started.
[02:00.220 -> 02:02.480] We're just getting started, but, um, we've got a little show. So tell everybody how this is going to work tonight.
[02:02.480 -> 02:03.520] If they're, if they're wondering,
[02:03.680 -> 02:07.200] Oh, well, I'm glad you asked me that, Blake, because.
[02:16.000 -> 02:17.600] Oh, my God.
[02:17.600 -> 02:21.880] Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the engine breaking end of season awards.
[02:22.320 -> 02:24.880] We have asked the public some questions
[02:25.400 -> 02:28.540] and we're going to go through the answers as voted by you.
[02:28.540 -> 02:30.840] I think we've got just under a thousand votes.
[02:30.840 -> 02:33.780] So, you know, these are pretty, pretty, you know,
[02:33.780 -> 02:37.580] good sample size and we're just gonna go through it,
[02:37.580 -> 02:41.220] rattle through them, give the awards to the most frauds
[02:41.220 -> 02:44.560] and have a little chat about it, I think, mate.
[02:44.560 -> 02:49.200] You know, I thought we were gonna be the most fraudulent awards show, but apparently
[02:49.200 -> 02:54.360] last night on the Autospart Awards show, Lewis Hamilton got what, best British driver of
[02:54.360 -> 02:56.360] the year or something?
[02:56.360 -> 02:57.360] What was that classification?
[02:57.360 -> 02:58.360] Oh God.
[02:58.360 -> 02:59.360] I think it's...
[02:59.360 -> 03:03.820] Yeah, best light British driver of the year.
[03:03.820 -> 03:05.080] This has been manipulated, man.
[03:05.160 -> 03:06.440] This has been manipulated.
[03:06.440 -> 03:11.440] So I best British driver in his own team waiting, waiting to get canceled on that
[03:11.440 -> 03:11.640] one.
[03:12.920 -> 03:16.680] But let's be honest, it wasn't his year and you're allowed to have bad years.
[03:16.920 -> 03:23.740] But, uh, yeah, that was obviously also that award was done for, uh, you know, is
[03:23.740 -> 03:24.520] a popular vote.
[03:24.640 -> 03:26.480] So that was fan driven driven vote isn't it but
[03:26.480 -> 03:32.160] we're gonna we're gonna struggle like hell to be have a a podcast more fraudulent than that
[03:32.160 -> 03:38.480] holy sweet jebus we're gonna we're gonna give it a good go we're gonna give a good deal i don't
[03:38.480 -> 03:50.760] think i'll have any jokes as good as christian's either tonight so no i've burned I've burned them all. No, that sort of cheese humour and sort of dying on stage when you tell a joke, that
[03:50.760 -> 03:54.720] only comes when you become a father, it's like one of the transitions you make.
[03:54.720 -> 03:56.640] Alright so you could probably do it then.
[03:56.640 -> 03:57.640] Yeah yeah yeah.
[03:57.640 -> 04:00.240] I don't have kids yet that I know about so.
[04:00.240 -> 04:07.760] No, I mean some would argue that I'm a child that you have to look after sometimes. So and dribble down your chin.
[04:07.760 -> 04:11.600] Yeah, I mean, I'm on I'm on the I don't know what is it's not champagne, is it?
[04:11.600 -> 04:13.760] I don't know what sparkling wine they can't college.
[04:13.760 -> 04:14.760] It's Ferrari route.
[04:14.760 -> 04:15.760] Whatever.
[04:15.760 -> 04:19.360] I'm on I'm drinking basically and I don't drink.
[04:19.360 -> 04:22.160] I think I've drunk twice in the last 12 months.
[04:22.160 -> 04:26.600] So this by the end of this podcast is going to. Oh my God, we might have to just like
[04:26.600 -> 04:28.520] end the stream at some point.
[04:28.520 -> 04:29.880] Sweet mercy.
[04:29.880 -> 04:32.400] So you guys have voted on this.
[04:32.400 -> 04:35.120] Like this is you guys and we're gonna fill
[04:35.120 -> 04:38.800] in the blanks for you, but how should we proceed?
[04:38.800 -> 04:39.760] This has been awesome.
[04:39.760 -> 04:42.560] And everybody that's chipped in this season
[04:42.560 -> 04:43.680] been a part of the show.
[04:43.680 -> 04:46.120] You guys are actually the award winners.
[04:46.120 -> 04:48.560] And we've had so much fun.
[04:48.560 -> 04:51.000] And we're not done.
[04:51.000 -> 04:52.200] No, we're not done.
[04:52.200 -> 04:54.360] What are our plans moving forward
[04:54.360 -> 04:55.680] for the rest of this year at least?
[04:55.680 -> 04:59.680] Because you're going back to the motherland,
[04:59.680 -> 05:01.860] aren't you, for Christmas and New Year's?
[05:01.860 -> 05:05.280] Yeah, I'm gonna go to the United States of Waffle House quite a bit, that's gonna be good. I'm gonna go home from the 20th until New Year's. Yeah, I'm going to go to the United States of Waffle House
[05:09.280 -> 05:15.840] quite a bit. That's going to be good. I'm going to go home from the 20th until New Year's. So I reckon we'll do one more episode before we ship off in this year and then rock it maybe
[05:15.840 -> 05:19.120] second week of the new year. So we'll have a little bit of a slow start. We'll have,
[05:19.120 -> 05:23.840] obviously, like this has been something different, not the usual. I think we kind of want to look at
[05:22.400 -> 05:27.880] This has been something different, not the usual. I think we kind of want to look at maybe the young drivers going or the driver lineups
[05:27.880 -> 05:29.820] going into next season.
[05:29.820 -> 05:33.860] Maybe make some completely fraudulent bullshit calls before we see any winter testing on
[05:33.860 -> 05:35.280] how we think teams are going to do.
[05:35.280 -> 05:37.160] Oh yeah, hot tanks.
[05:37.160 -> 05:38.400] Yeah exactly and see what's up.
[05:38.400 -> 05:44.960] But I think this this 2012 or 2022 awards will lead nicely into that one.
[05:44.960 -> 05:48.640] Yes and also Saturday the, what is it, the 10th?
[05:48.640 -> 05:50.400] Yes, it is. Milton Keynes show run.
[05:50.400 -> 05:51.840] Yeah, we'll see you guys there.
[05:51.840 -> 05:53.360] Yeah, we're still on for going to hold hands
[05:53.360 -> 05:55.600] and watching some old cars drive around.
[05:55.600 -> 05:56.440] It is, yeah.
[05:56.440 -> 05:58.920] So Red Bull Racing are having a show run
[05:58.920 -> 06:01.720] downtown Milton Keynes this Saturday.
[06:01.720 -> 06:02.840] Dan and I will be there.
[06:02.840 -> 06:04.480] If you see us, say hello.
[06:04.480 -> 06:06.140] I don't like people very much, but us say hello. I don't like people
[06:06.140 -> 06:10.240] very much, but will survive. I don't like large groups of people, but I like you guys.
[06:10.240 -> 06:18.480] So I love people and God already my lights are falling over again. Was I going to say,
[06:18.480 -> 06:23.120] oh yeah, no, I'm just this miserable in real life as I am on the podcast. So don't worry,
[06:23.120 -> 06:27.240] it'll be great. I don't even think you need that light.
[06:27.240 -> 06:28.240] I know.
[06:28.240 -> 06:30.240] It's a bit of ambiance, really.
[06:30.240 -> 06:31.240] That'll do.
[06:31.240 -> 06:33.000] Yeah, it's great.
[06:33.000 -> 06:35.680] So shall we get into it, mate?
[06:35.680 -> 06:36.680] Let's roll into it.
[06:36.680 -> 06:39.080] What's our first category?
[06:39.080 -> 06:40.720] The category number one.
[06:40.720 -> 06:43.880] Do you want to do an intro to this?
[06:43.880 -> 06:44.880] Yeah.
[06:44.880 -> 06:45.920] Do you want some jazzy music? Yeah.
[06:49.680 -> 06:57.280] The first section of the show is the Fraud Watch team of the year. Here is your 2022
[06:57.280 -> 07:04.560] Fraud Watch awards for most fraudulent or shittest team. Why don't we start off the count, Dan?
[07:03.080 -> 07:05.080] Most fraudulent or shittest team. Why don't we start off the count, Dan?
[07:05.080 -> 07:08.080] Do you want to go all the way from 10 down?
[07:08.080 -> 07:10.080] Or do you just want to do like a top three?
[07:10.080 -> 07:13.880] Let's rattle through the bottom of it.
[07:13.880 -> 07:18.600] Then when we get to the top three, then we'll give them a little bit of love.
[07:18.600 -> 07:20.800] Can we get some... everybody listening?
[07:20.800 -> 07:22.400] A little drum roll on your desk.
[07:22.400 -> 07:26.040] I did not cue up a drum roll on my sampler that could be for next year's
[07:27.240 -> 07:28.760] you know
[07:28.760 -> 07:34.000] In 10th place as voted by you the most fraudulent team Alfa Romeo
[07:34.680 -> 07:41.200] only 17 votes so 1.7 per 6 at 1.76 percent good for them. 9th
[07:41.920 -> 07:43.520] McLaren
[07:43.520 -> 07:53.000] They got away lucky there I think. What? What? Only 4.34% said McLaren were the most fraudulent team.
[07:53.000 -> 08:10.560] 8th was Aston Martin joint with McLaren on 4.34%. Williams in 7th with 45 votes 4.65% Mercedes 6.31% Red Bull Racing in 5th I suppose that's
[08:10.560 -> 08:14.580] because of the cost cap isn't it I can understand that and and the advantage
[08:14.580 -> 08:26.600] locked in for years exactly yeah exactly that one oh my god 9.51% for them. Haas at 10% in fourth.
[08:26.600 -> 08:27.440] Love that.
[08:27.440 -> 08:28.280] Alpine were third.
[08:28.280 -> 08:29.640] Ooh, top three.
[08:29.640 -> 08:31.160] Yeah, so we're coming up to the top three now.
[08:31.160 -> 08:34.360] Alpine, which I can understand that
[08:34.360 -> 08:37.040] with their reliability fun and games this year.
[08:37.040 -> 08:38.480] They got a hundred votes exactly,
[08:38.480 -> 08:40.960] which gives them 10.34%.
[08:40.960 -> 08:43.760] Now, before you spoil the P2 and P1,
[08:43.760 -> 08:46.600] anybody listening at home, it's not what you think.
[08:46.600 -> 08:48.760] We're not going to say the last two that you think.
[08:49.560 -> 08:52.360] By process of elimination, even, it's not it's not going to be.
[08:53.280 -> 08:56.080] Just a just a little bit of suspense, which pausing that for suspense.
[08:56.080 -> 08:56.920] All right, lean into it.
[08:56.920 -> 09:00.040] Hang on. Yeah, let me just take a swig of my drink because, you know.
[09:02.440 -> 09:06.000] Hmm. Oh, yeah, that's that's the ticket.
[09:06.000 -> 09:07.000] Yeah, go on, man.
[09:07.000 -> 09:09.000] Second. Ready?
[09:09.000 -> 09:10.000] Pretend drum roll.
[09:10.000 -> 09:17.000] Alfa Tauri were second with 127 votes, giving them 13.13% of the vote share.
[09:17.000 -> 09:21.000] So, my process of elimination, ladies and gentlemen.
[09:21.000 -> 09:27.160] Your Fraudiest Team of the Year is Ferrari, ladies and gentlemen. Your fraudiest team of the year.
[09:27.160 -> 09:29.280] Is Ferrari ladies and gentlemen.
[09:29.280 -> 09:30.280] Boo!
[09:30.280 -> 09:31.280] Fraud-rari.
[09:31.280 -> 09:32.280] 35.57% 344 votes.
[09:32.280 -> 09:42.800] Yeah, like let's let's be honest, that's not even remotely surprising, but let's let's
[09:42.800 -> 09:43.800] talk it down.
[09:43.800 -> 09:46.600] They've won something this year, so well done them.
[09:46.600 -> 09:47.600] Let's talk through it.
[09:47.600 -> 09:49.800] I got a couple of points and let's go through this.
[09:49.800 -> 09:55.880] I didn't look at by how far the midfield moved, but by the fact that Mercedes did not take
[09:55.880 -> 10:00.360] Fraud Watch, Fraud Watch team of the year actually blows my mind.
[10:00.360 -> 10:05.800] You know, they went from tied, you know, probably the fastest car to the third fastest car,
[10:05.800 -> 10:07.200] which is a pretty big fall.
[10:07.200 -> 10:11.000] Spent most of the season at over 1% off on single lap pace.
[10:11.000 -> 10:13.040] And then by the end of the season, they finally won a race.
[10:13.040 -> 10:16.320] I'm very surprised that they only got sixth.
[10:16.320 -> 10:23.240] I think that's because of the Brazil onwards trajectory may have, you know, you're only
[10:23.240 -> 10:25.280] as good as your last race kind of thing.
[10:25.280 -> 10:27.480] And that bums them up for you completely.
[10:27.480 -> 10:28.640] Yeah.
[10:28.640 -> 10:31.280] But it did have to be Ferrari, honestly.
[10:31.280 -> 10:35.800] Now, Alpine were in P3.
[10:35.800 -> 10:37.480] And that was a little bit strange
[10:37.480 -> 10:40.760] because they actually improved over last year.
[10:40.760 -> 10:44.320] Yes, you did mention that they had a lot of DNFs,
[10:44.320 -> 10:46.080] Alonzo 5 to Akon's
[10:46.080 -> 10:53.280] 2 DNFs, so the Lord of Darkness there getting his fair share of, he's manifest that, he's
[10:53.280 -> 10:57.400] done a couple deals with the Devil, he's done a couple DNFs for the Devil in Alpine this
[10:57.400 -> 11:07.100] year, but they improved on last year, but I don't think that's due to them. Like how McLaren wasn't higher up that list actually blows my mind.
[11:08.060 -> 11:08.320] Yeah.
[11:08.320 -> 11:11.760] 4.34% joint with Aston Martin.
[11:12.400 -> 11:13.300] 9th and 8th.
[11:13.960 -> 11:17.200] I feel like that, well, there's a little bit of foreshadowing,
[11:17.200 -> 11:22.420] but I think we're going to come back to the McLaren thing in just a second
[11:22.420 -> 11:23.160] in our next segment.
[11:23.160 -> 11:26.040] But, uh, but, uh, so there you go.
[11:26.840 -> 11:32.640] Well, Alpha Tauri really did that one for me.
[11:33.200 -> 11:40.320] Ninth overall, they had eight DNFs and they finished, they finished sixth behind
[11:40.480 -> 11:42.660] Alpine in 2021 and their ninth this year.
[11:42.960 -> 11:46.080] How Alpha Tauri didn't get?
[11:46.080 -> 11:48.920] I mean that that P2 is well deserved for them.
[11:48.920 -> 11:49.320] Yeah.
[11:50.200 -> 11:53.100] And then and then just to send off the Ferrari there,
[11:53.100 -> 11:55.160] they converted 12 of 22 available
[11:55.160 -> 11:57.560] polls into three of those were wins.
[11:57.560 -> 11:59.840] They only won four races in total.
[11:59.840 -> 12:01.960] They had nine DNFs with consistent
[12:01.960 -> 12:04.080] strategy failures, so I think I
[12:04.080 -> 12:05.120] don't think anybody's arguing. I don't think anybody's arguing races in total, they had nine DNFs with consistent strategy failures.
[12:05.120 -> 12:07.760] So I think, I don't think anybody's arguing.
[12:08.600 -> 12:12.080] I don't think anybody's arguing about the Ferrari taking one, but I'm
[12:12.080 -> 12:14.360] surprised it's as low as 35%.
[12:15.000 -> 12:15.240] Yeah.
[12:15.540 -> 12:15.840] Yeah.
[12:15.880 -> 12:20.240] But, but it just goes to show you that we actually have a fairly well
[12:20.260 -> 12:24.880] rounded, uh, audience that are, you know, have really great takes and
[12:24.880 -> 12:25.320] opinions, and then we're going to get to this next section and I'm going to lose my shit. Yeah. well rounded audience that are, you know, have really great takes and opinions.
[12:25.320 -> 12:26.720] And then we're going to get to this next section.
[12:26.720 -> 12:27.680] I'm going to lose my shit.
[12:29.240 -> 12:31.040] Yeah, so there you go, Ferrari.
[12:31.080 -> 12:34.600] They were your Fraud Watch 2022 champions.
[12:35.400 -> 12:37.400] Go on lads, give yourselves a hand.
[12:37.440 -> 12:38.640] Yep, beat yourselves up.
[12:39.800 -> 12:41.840] Moving on to our next category.
[12:45.680 -> 12:46.560] Oh my goodness.
[12:46.720 -> 12:49.400] It's the fraud watch, but for the driver.
[12:50.000 -> 12:52.080] Oh, we've got some spicy ones in here.
[12:52.080 -> 12:57.240] We've got, we've got quite a few drivers in this, but, uh, the first thing I'll
[12:57.240 -> 13:03.560] notice Dan is that well of the, of the permanent drivers this season, three
[13:03.560 -> 13:05.640] drivers were not voted
[13:05.640 -> 13:12.800] I to be honest all right I admit I didn't put them in I only put like so
[13:12.800 -> 13:17.400] they have less than three votes who is it Nico I didn't put Nico in I didn't
[13:17.400 -> 13:23.120] put the other one that's on next year I can't fucking what's his name
[13:23.120 -> 13:25.000] Debris Nick Debris sorry I've had half a glass of wine and that's it next year. I can't fucking what's his name? Debris. Nick Debris.
[13:25.000 -> 13:26.640] Sorry, I've had half a glass of wine and that's it.
[13:26.640 -> 13:27.640] I'm done.
[13:27.640 -> 13:28.640] He's lost.
[13:28.640 -> 13:30.960] He's lost in the sauce.
[13:30.960 -> 13:31.960] Nick Debris.
[13:31.960 -> 13:34.720] Yeah, but no, we've only got we've only got a top 17.
[13:34.720 -> 13:37.000] So we're missing some others, aren't we?
[13:37.000 -> 13:38.000] Who we miss?
[13:38.000 -> 13:39.720] They haven't been voted on.
[13:39.720 -> 13:43.560] No, you guys, you guys will have to tell us who we're missing because we're going to do
[13:43.560 -> 13:44.560] this right.
[13:44.560 -> 13:46.240] Send it, Dan. Let's start from the bottom. What do you got?
[13:46.240 -> 13:52.400] Fraudiest driver of 2022 in 17th place with three votes, Lando Norris.
[13:54.160 -> 13:58.880] In anybody, let's just add a little anecdote as we go through these, but like, sure.
[13:59.520 -> 14:04.320] Who who voted for Lando? Like who hurt you? Those are Daniel stands for sure.
[14:04.320 -> 14:05.040] Probably.
[14:06.040 -> 14:07.280] Well, maybe someone just misclicked.
[14:07.280 -> 14:07.680] I don't know.
[14:08.120 -> 14:09.160] Yeah, exactly.
[14:10.760 -> 14:10.920] Yeah.
[14:10.920 -> 14:11.840] That's a Ricardo fan.
[14:11.880 -> 14:14.600] It might've been my nan where I just told her to fill it out and just put anything.
[14:17.240 -> 14:18.680] How did you get her to fill this thing out?
[14:18.680 -> 14:20.440] 965 times.
[14:20.680 -> 14:21.320] I did one of them.
[14:21.320 -> 14:22.000] You did the other one.
[14:22.040 -> 14:24.400] Well, I said to her, she's not getting her pension until she does it.
[14:24.600 -> 14:25.260] So I locked her in the you did the other one. Well, I said to her she's not getting her pension until she does it. So I
[14:25.940 -> 14:27.940] Locked her in the house
[14:28.220 -> 14:30.220] Until you do it
[14:31.380 -> 14:35.140] It's okay, don't worry or no nans were harmed in the making of this award show
[14:36.500 -> 14:38.980] 16th place Kevin Magnuson with four votes
[14:39.820 -> 14:43.540] So I'm guessing what's that the four shoe Mackers that probably voted for that?
[14:43.820 -> 14:46.600] Yeah, all for this Stan accounts accounts voted for K-Mag.
[14:46.960 -> 14:48.000] Suck my balls, Kevin.
[14:49.840 -> 14:53.060] Valderre Botas in 15th with five votes.
[14:53.740 -> 14:55.260] I'm surprised that one wasn't higher.
[14:55.460 -> 15:00.560] Like, you know, when you, when you can only pick one fine, but this, this,
[15:00.860 -> 15:02.740] those five were targeted hits.
[15:04.100 -> 15:04.640] Hmm.
[15:05.040 -> 15:06.960] Uh, 14th Yuki Tsunoda with 10 votes. This, this, those five were targeted hits. Hmm.
[15:09.580 -> 15:11.080] 14th, Yuki Tsunoda with 10 votes.
[15:12.920 -> 15:15.040] Is that just, is that all the people that the seatbelt manufacturers in the,
[15:15.040 -> 15:17.000] in the, in the podcast,
[15:17.000 -> 15:18.720] they're wondering why he couldn't get his belts back on
[15:18.720 -> 15:19.680] in his and board or something?
[15:19.680 -> 15:20.880] Correct.
[15:20.880 -> 15:24.080] Nah, wasn't a terrible season, but it wasn't great.
[15:24.080 -> 15:29.000] No, also in 13th place with 10 votes is Carlos Sainz.
[15:29.000 -> 15:30.000] They're tied.
[15:30.000 -> 15:31.000] Yep.
[15:31.000 -> 15:35.000] I'm sorry, Carlos needed a couple more votes than that.
[15:35.000 -> 15:41.000] Well, his teammate is 12th above him with 11 votes, Charles Leclerc.
[15:41.000 -> 15:48.200] So, see, people aren't blaming the drivers for their disastrous season they are solely blaming
[15:48.200 -> 15:49.200] the team.
[15:49.200 -> 15:54.100] Yeah but they both of those drivers have given away a fair chunk of points each.
[15:54.100 -> 15:56.760] Not that it would have made any difference because Ferrari gave away the rest of the
[15:56.760 -> 15:57.760] points for them.
[15:57.760 -> 16:00.600] You know it was a bit of a charity thing just to make sure that somebody else could win
[16:00.600 -> 16:01.600] this season.
[16:01.600 -> 16:04.040] But uh yeah fair enough.
[16:04.040 -> 16:07.840] 11th place Fernando Alonso the Lord of darkness with 25 votes.
[16:08.480 -> 16:10.120] Only less than 3% that one.
[16:10.180 -> 16:11.440] 2.59%.
[16:11.440 -> 16:11.680] Yeah.
[16:12.720 -> 16:17.400] Uh, Mick Schumacher in 10th with 33 votes, 3.41%.
[16:19.360 -> 16:20.360] Tough season for the lad.
[16:20.560 -> 16:23.720] Tough season, but not that, not that bad.
[16:24.200 -> 16:24.960] Not that bad.
[16:25.720 -> 16:26.160] No.
[16:26.240 -> 16:30.480] Uh, ninth is Esti Besti, Esther Barnock on with 36 votes.
[16:32.360 -> 16:34.160] Oh, see, this is an interesting one.
[16:34.480 -> 16:37.400] Eighth, George Russell with 37 votes.
[16:37.440 -> 16:38.080] We've all right.
[16:38.080 -> 16:40.920] We've got some really, really terrorism tour, didn't he?
[16:41.200 -> 16:44.400] Yeah, he did have, he did have the tour of terror, but like, I like it.
[16:44.880 -> 16:45.880] I don't hate it.
[16:45.880 -> 16:49.240] I need to take out anyone that I'm really too bothered about.
[16:49.240 -> 16:51.600] So this is some my bias built into that.
[16:51.600 -> 16:52.600] So yeah, go on.
[16:52.600 -> 16:53.600] It's good to take out science.
[16:53.600 -> 16:55.560] We're going to upset all the fan bases.
[16:55.560 -> 16:57.280] There's gonna be no one left to watch it.
[16:57.280 -> 16:58.280] Listen to this show.
[16:58.280 -> 16:59.280] Yeah, it's fine.
[16:59.280 -> 17:03.640] But like, come on, like those are all Hamilton fans voting for George, which is interesting
[17:03.640 -> 17:06.020] because.
[17:12.540 -> 17:14.340] Uh, Lewis Hamilton was in seventh with 40 points, 4.14% of the vote share.
[17:15.100 -> 17:20.420] He's up there, man. He is Sergio Perez in sixth with 44 votes, 4.5%.
[17:22.220 -> 17:30.920] Fifth Pierre Gasly, 51 votes, 5.27 percent of the vote share. Now this, this
[17:30.920 -> 17:38.280] one, listen. Gone. Gone. Listen, 55 of you, I don't know, I don't know what's going on
[17:38.280 -> 17:48.720] here. Fourth place, Max Verstappen with 55 votes, 5.69% of the vote share. I mean this could be also a little bit of recency bias, a bunch of upset Perez fans.
[17:49.920 -> 17:54.160] But like also like Max is one of those guys you love him or hate him and if you're going to put
[17:54.160 -> 17:57.680] Max on Fraud Watch, fair play. Fair play, you got some stones.
[17:57.680 -> 18:01.840] Unfortunately he did not make the podium of the Fraud Watch Driver of the Year.
[18:03.600 -> 18:06.000] Now before we, if you look at this podium,
[18:06.000 -> 18:08.000] would you have predicted this podium
[18:08.000 -> 18:10.000] from our audience?
[18:10.000 -> 18:12.000] I would not have predicted third place.
[18:12.000 -> 18:14.000] Same.
[18:14.000 -> 18:16.000] So, third place.
[18:16.000 -> 18:18.000] Lance Stroll, with
[18:18.000 -> 18:20.000] 122 votes, 11.58%
[18:20.000 -> 18:22.000] of the vote share.
[18:22.000 -> 18:24.000] I mean, he's...
[18:24.000 -> 18:26.600] I don't know, man. See, I looked at this
[18:26.600 -> 18:34.100] earlier on today and I didn't think Lance had that terrible of a season. That all outscored
[18:34.100 -> 18:43.360] him quite significantly. Yeah. So yeah. Is that his first podium in years? Yeah. Go on,
[18:43.360 -> 18:45.520] Lance. You made it, exactly. You've done it.
[18:45.520 -> 18:49.840] But like, you know, he had a couple of pretty shitty moves like on Seb in Brazil.
[18:49.840 -> 18:52.320] Is there a little bit of recency bias creeping into this one as well?
[18:52.320 -> 18:53.680] Because I feel like he did pretty good.
[18:53.680 -> 18:56.400] His race starts and his race restarts were phenomenal.
[18:56.400 -> 19:00.480] He gained loads positions on the starts and I need to go through and do some numbers on that.
[19:00.480 -> 19:06.180] Yeah, I suppose he also did send Alonzo into low orbit, didn't he?
[19:06.800 -> 19:07.300] Yeah.
[19:07.420 -> 19:07.620] Yeah.
[19:07.620 -> 19:09.980] But that Alonzo's got everything coming to him.
[19:09.980 -> 19:10.660] I feel like.
[19:11.980 -> 19:14.160] I think he, I think he, yeah, somebody said it in the stream.
[19:14.160 -> 19:17.580] Like he uses up all of his, all of his CPU for the great race starts and
[19:17.580 -> 19:20.400] then just turns on break checks or closes the door on people.
[19:20.400 -> 19:20.900] It's like, yeah, fuck em.
[19:20.900 -> 19:26.720] He overheats at the start and has to sort of go into thermal protection mode.
[19:27.080 -> 19:29.320] If they'd let him just open his visor of his helmet a little bit,
[19:29.320 -> 19:31.600] they'd cool the CPU off, but that's foreboding.
[19:31.680 -> 19:32.000] So.
[19:32.960 -> 19:33.240] Yep.
[19:34.360 -> 19:35.800] I'm just pouring another drink.
[19:35.800 -> 19:39.200] If there's any suspicious liquid noises coming through on the podcast, apologies.
[19:39.240 -> 19:39.760] Ooh.
[19:40.400 -> 19:43.400] Um, so second step of the podium.
[19:44.200 -> 19:47.360] I kinda, I saw this one coming, honestly, I don't like it.
[19:47.360 -> 19:50.500] Daniel Ricardo.
[19:50.500 -> 19:57.800] The man is finishing in second place in our Fraud Watch Driver of the Year 2022 with 173
[19:57.800 -> 20:03.920] votes, 17.89% of the votes.
[20:03.920 -> 20:08.320] I'm not really surprised. I think Danny Ricks had a really bad year.
[20:08.320 -> 20:10.640] It just hasn't worked for him.
[20:10.640 -> 20:17.400] It makes me so sad to say it. It makes me so freaking sad. But I think he'll be back.
[20:17.400 -> 20:18.720] I think he'll be back.
[20:18.720 -> 20:24.920] Yeah, apparently he's, oh no, it was official, isn't it? He's joined Red Bull now.
[20:24.920 -> 20:29.360] He's the third driver, not the reserve driver. He's the third driver. They're gonna they're gonna
[20:29.960 -> 20:32.880] Break out a third car this season which we haven't had in a while
[20:32.880 -> 20:36.080] He's gonna be he's gonna be one that drives the minibus to the airport. Oh
[20:39.160 -> 20:47.720] But I'm just waiting for the what I've already started to be honest the rumors, the rumors that he's going to mid season swap with Checo next year.
[20:47.860 -> 20:49.360] It won't surprise me if it happens.
[20:50.440 -> 20:54.520] No, but those of you that are smart enough to know there's one person
[20:54.520 -> 20:55.520] we've not mentioned yet.
[20:56.020 -> 20:59.920] Ladies and gentlemen, number one, the fraud watch.
[21:00.240 -> 21:02.120] Wait, we haven't mentioned Sebastian Vettel yet.
[21:02.280 -> 21:02.960] He wasn't voted.
[21:03.280 -> 21:03.880] He wasn't on it.
[21:03.920 -> 21:04.400] He wasn't on it.
[21:04.400 -> 21:04.920] Okay, fine.
[21:04.920 -> 21:05.360] Just, just hold on. Not a single vote for Sebastian Vettel yet. He wasn't voted. He wasn't on it. Okay, fine, just hold up.
[21:05.360 -> 21:08.160] Not a single vote for Sebastian Vettel.
[21:08.160 -> 21:09.720] Oh my god.
[21:09.720 -> 21:15.480] He was the one that was missing, which means, ladies and gentlemen, your Fraud Watch Driver
[21:15.480 -> 21:18.480] of 2022, Nicholas Latifi.
[21:18.480 -> 21:20.480] Let's go.
[21:20.480 -> 21:22.480] Let's go.
[21:22.480 -> 21:26.000] 318 votes, 32.89%.
[21:26.000 -> 21:30.000] That was, that was, these are too predictable.
[21:30.000 -> 21:32.000] These are too freaking predictable, man.
[21:32.000 -> 21:33.000] They are.
[21:33.000 -> 21:35.000] We knew that. We knew that, though.
[21:35.000 -> 21:38.000] But hey, I'm happy for the TeeFee to win that one
[21:38.000 -> 21:41.000] because he's now sadly left the F1 fold.
[21:41.000 -> 21:45.120] So he can go out on a high knowing that he won the.
[21:46.840 -> 21:48.960] You know what? I'm going to get my brother to 3D print some
[21:48.960 -> 21:50.160] trophies and we can send them out.
[21:50.960 -> 21:53.480] Well, that's one way to get us blocked and blacklisted from
[21:53.480 -> 21:56.040] being anywhere near any teams again.
[21:58.080 -> 22:01.800] Oh, good lad. That somebody said that he never won anything.
[22:02.080 -> 22:07.440] Pretty sure he won GP2 eventually after like six seasons.
[22:07.440 -> 22:08.440] Dope.
[22:08.440 -> 22:12.080] But yeah, no votes for Sebastian Vettel.
[22:12.080 -> 22:15.360] We also didn't have any for Joe.
[22:15.360 -> 22:19.000] No, we didn't, did we?
[22:19.000 -> 22:20.400] And we're missing one other person.
[22:20.400 -> 22:21.880] And no votes for Albon.
[22:21.880 -> 22:27.280] Correct, yeah, no Albon, no Seb and no Gwen Huizhou.
[22:27.280 -> 22:29.280] Love that, love that.
[22:29.280 -> 22:33.120] And I think that's well deserved, honestly.
[22:33.120 -> 22:37.960] It just goes to show you that none of the Latifi fans tried to sabotage Albon because
[22:37.960 -> 22:39.400] there are no Latifi fans.
[22:39.400 -> 22:41.480] They're all Canadian and they're too kind for that.
[22:41.480 -> 22:43.720] Yeah, I love Canadians though.
[22:43.720 -> 22:47.300] Seb, obviously, driver of the day, honorary driver of the day, every single
[22:47.300 -> 22:49.900] race and not too bad.
[22:50.700 -> 22:51.900] No, not too bad at all.
[22:53.100 -> 22:53.300] Yeah.
[22:53.300 -> 22:54.800] F2 runner up in 2019.
[22:54.800 -> 23:00.400] He didn't win anything old, uh, Nicholas, but anyway, the next segment, are we
[23:00.400 -> 23:01.000] ready for it?
[23:01.400 -> 23:02.500] Yes, I believe so.
[23:02.600 -> 23:05.000] Let me, um, this is an interesting one. This, yeah, I had, this one's a bit Yes, I believe so. Let me... This is an interesting one. Yeah, I had...
[23:05.000 -> 23:06.000] This one's a bit spicy, right?
[23:06.000 -> 23:07.000] Yeah.
[23:07.000 -> 23:11.000] I wanted to see the public's opinion on this.
[23:11.000 -> 23:16.480] Yeah, why don't we, rather than going through the whole thing, why don't we just rattle
[23:16.480 -> 23:19.000] through top five?
[23:19.000 -> 23:23.000] I mean, because that's where the chunk of the points are at.
[23:23.000 -> 23:28.240] Yeah, yeah, a lot of them. Fifth and below is like a handful of votes between them,
[23:28.240 -> 23:29.080] so it's pointless.
[23:29.080 -> 23:31.480] So anyway, sorry, our third category for the evening
[23:31.480 -> 23:36.480] is the Fraud Watch Award for the Fraudiest Race of 2022.
[23:38.320 -> 23:40.320] Oh my goodness.
[23:40.320 -> 23:41.560] Let's go.
[23:41.560 -> 23:43.640] Ladies and gentlemen, you guys voted on this.
[23:43.640 -> 23:44.760] This is your, this is your-
[23:44.760 -> 23:47.840] Yeah, this is all you. We had zero say in this, me and Blake.
[23:49.120 -> 23:52.160] Oh, smashed it into my mic, it's all going well here.
[23:54.240 -> 23:59.920] So, the fifth most fraudiest race of 2022,
[24:00.480 -> 24:06.160] the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, with 80 votes votes 8.27 of the vote share there
[24:06.360 -> 24:10.840] Is that just because people got confused and they thought it was said 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix?
[24:10.840 -> 24:12.840] Mmm possibly
[24:13.040 -> 24:14.480] It was a
[24:14.480 -> 24:20.160] Boring race though. I have honestly I was running out of a hard drive space upstairs
[24:20.160 -> 24:24.940] I've formatted the file for that race because I don't remember what the hell happened. No
[24:30.200 -> 24:32.200] I remember going to make the YouTube video for that race and I was thinking. Fuck, what am I doing?
[24:32.200 -> 24:33.200] What am I doing?
[24:33.200 -> 24:36.200] How am I going to do this?
[24:36.200 -> 24:42.080] Fourth, the Japanese Grand Prix with 103 votes, 10.65% of the vote share.
[24:42.080 -> 24:46.320] I'm surprised that wasn't P1, honestly, man. Yeah, that was, that was
[24:46.320 -> 24:52.640] one of the most like, how many, how many different angles you want to come at this from? We had
[24:52.640 -> 24:58.560] the cars on track, you know, the lift trucks, the forklifts on track, low visibility, drivers
[24:58.560 -> 25:03.880] going past them, Gasly getting gas lit by the FIA, even though he should have been,
[25:03.880 -> 25:05.680] you know, they tried to divert all their attention.
[25:05.720 -> 25:06.840] We had.
[25:07.560 -> 25:09.560] Pirelli's terrible wet tires
[25:09.560 -> 25:10.600] not being able to use
[25:10.760 -> 25:12.520] and this in the marsh or the stewards
[25:12.520 -> 25:14.400] not wanting to run in full wet conditions.
[25:14.680 -> 25:16.160] And what was the biggest
[25:16.160 -> 25:16.960] thing that happened there?
[25:17.000 -> 25:18.520] It was so they didn't know.
[25:18.520 -> 25:20.680] I said one until he was in the cool down room.
[25:21.040 -> 25:23.960] Fucking hell, like what is that?
[25:24.000 -> 25:27.920] Like so that's Japanese Grand Prix with 103 votes in P4.
[25:27.920 -> 25:30.920] How that wasn't P1?
[25:30.920 -> 25:31.920] It's definitely a top five.
[25:31.920 -> 25:35.880] I think it should have been on the podium, but Japan just missed out.
[25:35.880 -> 25:36.880] Yep.
[25:36.880 -> 25:39.840] But one that didn't miss out in third place.
[25:39.840 -> 25:42.400] Take a wild guess who's in third place.
[25:42.400 -> 25:43.760] You know already, don't you?
[25:43.760 -> 25:49.840] You've looked at these results. I know, but but like I wouldn't have guessed it Monaco in third position
[25:49.840 -> 25:57.280] Monaco 109 votes 11.27% of the vote share what was what was so wild about
[25:57.280 -> 26:01.960] Monaco you know what listen here we go I'm gonna get myself blacklisted for
[26:01.960 -> 26:05.520] many Monaco events now you're. I am so sick and tired
[26:05.520 -> 26:12.440] of Monaco as a race. It is boring as hell. The only good thing about Monaco is the qualifying
[26:12.440 -> 26:28.640] and then the rest of it is just dull. Well, the cars are too big and the cars are too heavy for this nonsense at Monaco.
[26:28.640 -> 26:29.640] I've had enough of it.
[26:29.640 -> 26:30.640] Sort it out FIA.
[26:30.640 -> 26:36.320] You're lucky I didn't step in and give you first place and order the result.
[26:36.320 -> 26:40.320] Yeah, this has been manipulated man.
[26:40.320 -> 26:47.320] But like the rain helped, but it was still shit. And mostly that was mostly exciting because Ferrari.
[26:49.160 -> 26:51.080] Ferrari fucked it up.
[26:51.640 -> 26:54.880] They threw that away, they gave it to Perez, Perez got his
[26:54.920 -> 26:57.160] monocle, he crashed on purpose, didn't he?
[26:57.400 -> 26:59.960] Yeah, all that nonsense.
[26:59.960 -> 27:01.160] Oh, yeah.
[27:02.880 -> 27:05.800] So second place.
[27:11.700 -> 27:12.700] Miami Grand Prix, 154 votes, 15.93% of the vote share.
[27:15.300 -> 27:16.800] I'm not surprised that it was so high in the list.
[27:18.500 -> 27:19.000] I don't think it's justified, though. Yeah, I see.
[27:20.800 -> 27:24.000] I think TV direction of the race really didn't help.
[27:29.000 -> 27:36.000] Oh, it was shocking because Miami was race five, right? There were more overtakes than three of the first five races in Miami.
[27:36.000 -> 27:39.000] And that goes to show you how bad like by like, you know,
[27:39.000 -> 27:43.000] Imola Saudi and Australia had like 30 to 40 or overtakes or something.
[27:43.000 -> 27:45.540] Miami had like 56 or 52.
[27:45.540 -> 27:47.760] Like there was a lot of stuff going on.
[27:48.000 -> 27:50.660] And the director, the directors were lost, man.
[27:50.960 -> 27:53.600] Yeah. I don't know if it's the first time coming to a track thing in the TV.
[27:53.600 -> 27:55.740] Crews are like, I don't know where to expect the action.
[27:56.060 -> 27:58.900] But yeah, I also appreciate as well.
[27:59.560 -> 28:02.660] I think even we cooked it, to be honest, or I did not still running
[28:02.740 -> 28:05.520] the fraud watch streams, the fake Marina or all things like that. Just. even we cooked it to be honest, or I did when I was still running the Fraud Watch streams.
[28:05.520 -> 28:07.800] The fake Marina, all things like that just,
[28:08.640 -> 28:11.840] it's just, it just grates on some people,
[28:11.840 -> 28:12.680] doesn't it really?
[28:12.680 -> 28:14.920] And I can understand the frustration.
[28:14.920 -> 28:15.760] Yeah, I get it.
[28:15.760 -> 28:18.640] And I guess also there was the very low speed chicane
[28:18.640 -> 28:20.200] that nobody was too fond of.
[28:20.200 -> 28:21.240] You know, these cars are huge.
[28:21.240 -> 28:22.720] Like you said, the same reason in Monaco,
[28:22.720 -> 28:25.760] you have this thing where it's basically
[28:28.160 -> 28:28.640] you got to throw the anchor out to slow these things down
[28:31.240 -> 28:32.880] to get it through that kind of corner, which. And it wasn't that bad in the end.
[28:32.880 -> 28:35.480] It wasn't that bad in the end, honestly.
[28:35.480 -> 28:35.880] No.
[28:37.960 -> 28:39.960] I think it's top five for sure.
[28:39.960 -> 28:41.840] Second, sure.
[28:41.840 -> 28:47.560] A bit surprised about, but I think, like I said, the reason it's second, I think is because people are thinking
[28:47.560 -> 28:49.520] of the fake Marina and things like that, which is fine.
[28:49.520 -> 28:51.040] Listen, it's your vote.
[28:51.040 -> 28:52.280] You lot can vote how you want.
[28:52.880 -> 28:59.000] But ladies and gentlemen, in first place, it's the Mexico City Grand Prix
[28:59.520 -> 29:04.360] with 221 votes, 22.85% of the vote share.
[29:05.820 -> 29:10.640] Now, do you feel like that one, like'm not sure this is not a dig at our audience
[29:10.640 -> 29:12.720] But do you feel like that one deserves up there?
[29:13.800 -> 29:15.640] I
[29:15.640 -> 29:17.900] Mean it was nothing really
[29:18.840 -> 29:20.840] Happened I wouldn't say it was the fraudiest
[29:21.760 -> 29:26.480] Definitely was I listen I think we've got a lot of Mercedes
[29:26.840 -> 29:29.480] stands just secretly listening.
[29:29.920 -> 29:33.680] Yeah, F1 Jordan's got 50 burner accounts
[29:33.680 -> 29:35.280] listening to this podcast and voting
[29:35.280 -> 29:36.440] and trying to throw the numbers off.
[29:36.440 -> 29:36.920] But.
[29:37.920 -> 29:39.200] I mean, basically that was the
[29:39.240 -> 29:41.200] only thing I remember notable from that race.
[29:41.240 -> 29:42.560] I had to go back and look at my notes.
[29:42.560 -> 29:44.280] That was where Mercedes went on the medium
[29:44.280 -> 29:45.040] hard one stop and it was. Yeah, it was where Mercedes went on the medium hard one stop
[29:45.040 -> 29:45.720] and it was.
[29:46.400 -> 29:48.040] Yeah, it was just kind of shit
[29:48.040 -> 29:49.080] and it was like this waiting game.
[29:49.080 -> 29:50.960] But like if you watch the race live,
[29:51.680 -> 29:52.880] the whole thing was built up
[29:52.880 -> 29:54.240] around this thing like are they?
[29:54.240 -> 29:55.360] Is it a one stop or two stop?
[29:55.360 -> 29:56.000] One stop or two stop?
[29:56.000 -> 29:56.440] And that was it.
[29:56.440 -> 29:57.480] It was like this blue ball
[29:57.480 -> 29:59.920] teased to the end and Mercedes.
[29:59.920 -> 30:01.880] It was medium soft, wasn't it?
[30:01.880 -> 30:02.520] For Red Bull.
[30:02.520 -> 30:03.360] And we weren't sure
[30:03.360 -> 30:04.200] if they were going to make it.
[30:04.720 -> 30:06.000] Yeah, exactly. Soft medium.
[30:06.000 -> 30:07.080] But yeah, exactly.
[30:07.080 -> 30:08.640] Like there's like there's no way this is going to work.
[30:08.640 -> 30:09.320] And they made it work.
[30:09.320 -> 30:11.000] And Mercedes are like, we fucked it.
[30:11.000 -> 30:12.600] But that wasn't really that bad.
[30:12.600 -> 30:17.960] But Mercedes, I'm wondering if that's the main reason people voted for that.
[30:17.960 -> 30:21.120] But other than that, it being kind of boring, kind of boring.
[30:21.120 -> 30:23.760] Yeah. And again, maybe a bit of recency bias in there as well.
[30:23.760 -> 30:24.840] I don't know.
[30:24.840 -> 30:31.120] Yeah. Maybe we need to do these like a pre, like halfway through the season awards and
[30:31.120 -> 30:33.560] integrate the voting throughout every week.
[30:33.560 -> 30:35.240] Get that rolling and get some tallies going.
[30:35.240 -> 30:37.480] I think that sounds like a lot of work.
[30:37.480 -> 30:38.640] But we're going to have to.
[30:38.640 -> 30:39.640] All right.
[30:39.640 -> 30:43.800] Who's who's going to sort out the that we got you guys the absolute state of us.
[30:43.800 -> 30:44.800] Hey, yeah.
[30:44.800 -> 30:46.640] Thanks, Josh. Love youosh love you too welcome to
[30:46.640 -> 30:52.080] welcome to the stream mate we dressed up just for you yeah all right now that josh is here i can take
[30:52.080 -> 31:06.000] this bowtie off jesus oh right would you like to introduce our next section engine mode i will Before we do that, podcast listeners, you're about to find yourselves a cheeky little sponsored message.
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[33:03.120 -> 33:06.680] So welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, from that very short break.
[33:06.680 -> 33:08.880] Listen, we are now moving on to the good stuff.
[33:08.880 -> 33:13.160] The Engine Good Boy Awards of the year.
[33:13.160 -> 33:24.960] So first up, the Engine Good Boy of Team Award for 2022.
[33:24.960 -> 33:29.320] Wait, I just noticed we've only got nine teams on this list.
[33:29.320 -> 33:31.800] The Formula One Championship has 10 teams.
[33:31.800 -> 33:32.520] Who are we missing?
[33:34.200 -> 33:36.240] Oh, I know who it is.
[33:36.280 -> 33:36.720] Who is it?
[33:39.560 -> 33:40.080] Oh, it's
[33:41.800 -> 33:44.520] P10 is is
[33:48.160 -> 33:50.160] Scuderia. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
[33:50.160 -> 33:53.840] Nobody voted for Scuderici Alpha Tortellini.
[33:53.840 -> 33:55.520] Nobody, not a single vote.
[33:55.520 -> 33:58.480] No votes for Alpha Tauro being a good team this season.
[34:00.320 -> 34:01.120] Well deserved.
[34:02.560 -> 34:04.640] They came P2 in the Fraud Watch team,
[34:07.000 -> 34:09.000] but they didn't even feature. Nobody even thought.
[34:09.000 -> 34:11.000] They had a crap season.
[34:11.000 -> 34:16.000] Let's hope that they can turn it around next season and maybe learn a little bit from their sister team.
[34:16.000 -> 34:18.000] Yeah.
[34:18.000 -> 34:19.000] Wow.
[34:19.000 -> 34:26.480] But somebody that did get some votes in ninth place. Well, I was joint eighth with another team
[34:26.480 -> 34:29.040] and that's McLaren with 12 votes.
[34:30.560 -> 34:32.000] Well, who hurt these people?
[34:32.000 -> 34:37.000] I mean, I don't think McLaren have been amazing
[34:37.000 -> 34:38.160] this season, have they?
[34:39.520 -> 34:41.800] No, but to be fair, if you,
[34:43.600 -> 34:46.400] I'll shadow a bit. I feel like Lando did carry
[34:46.400 -> 34:47.760] that team quite a bit.
[34:47.760 -> 34:49.680] Daniel had a really tough year
[34:49.680 -> 34:51.480] driving that car and I think
[34:51.480 -> 34:53.560] that car would have done.
[34:53.560 -> 34:55.000] Should have done better if
[34:55.000 -> 34:56.120] they had two drivers.
[34:56.120 -> 34:57.640] Yeah, I think they should have
[34:57.640 -> 34:59.360] done a little bit better if they
[34:59.360 -> 35:00.920] had two drivers on the pace.
[35:00.920 -> 35:03.000] I mean, looking at team results overall,
[35:03.000 -> 35:10.400] McLaren were 5th with 159 points behind Alpine with 173.
[35:10.400 -> 35:17.320] If Daniel looking at this on Daniel had what one, two, three, four, five, six, seven points
[35:17.320 -> 35:21.720] finishes and most of those weren't very many points at all.
[35:21.720 -> 35:26.360] Lando doing the heavy lifting for that team. They should have easily fucking dunked on Alpine.
[35:26.360 -> 35:27.360] Yeah.
[35:27.360 -> 35:28.360] Yeah.
[35:28.360 -> 35:32.240] So yes, McLaren in ninth.
[35:32.240 -> 35:37.040] Well, in eighth joint with Ferrari.
[35:37.040 -> 35:42.760] Both teams there with 12 votes, 1.24% of the vote.
[35:42.760 -> 35:47.680] I think I'm not really surprised that Ferrari are so low down there.
[35:47.680 -> 35:52.480] Yeah, a couple people could have, I could have seen a couple people being swayed that
[35:52.480 -> 35:57.440] you know, they did, they, I hope whoever voted for Ferrari, I hope they voted for them to
[35:57.440 -> 36:01.400] be on Fraud Watch as well because you want to put them on Fraud Watch to light a fire
[36:01.400 -> 36:11.040] under their asses. Seventh place, Williams with 14 votes. 1.45%.
[36:11.040 -> 36:16.840] To be fair, Albon did a pretty good job in that car and drug it up quite far a couple
[36:16.840 -> 36:21.880] times. It looked like they went for a super slippery, low drag, low downforce car a lot,
[36:21.880 -> 36:22.880] but...
[36:22.880 -> 36:25.920] You know what? They finished last last this season but at least they scored
[36:25.920 -> 36:38.480] points oh indeed fair enough so in sixth Aston Martin with 19 1.96 percent I think that's fair
[36:38.480 -> 36:45.560] enough yeah I don't have I'm very indifferent about that team right now from a performance point of view.
[36:50.200 -> 36:54.000] Yeah, to me that I'm indifferent because it still seems very much like a team that's being built, if you know what I mean, at the minute, then they'll know, you know.
[36:54.880 -> 36:56.240] But it was like one of those things.
[36:56.240 -> 37:00.720] It wasn't really broke and now they're fixing it, injecting some cash into it.
[37:00.720 -> 37:02.200] And it's not helped yet.
[37:02.240 -> 37:06.680] You can't just, you can't just throw money into a team and then have instant results.
[37:06.680 -> 37:08.440] It takes time to build that up.
[37:08.440 -> 37:09.960] Don't tell them that.
[37:09.960 -> 37:12.240] Well, yeah.
[37:12.240 -> 37:14.240] Lawrence, if you're listening, throw some money at us.
[37:14.240 -> 37:15.720] That will get you some performance.
[37:15.720 -> 37:16.720] I got you, dude.
[37:16.720 -> 37:20.720] These 24.99 sequined suits will not pay for themselves.
[37:20.720 -> 37:21.720] No, sir.
[37:21.720 -> 37:30.240] Fifth, Haas with 28 votes, 2.9% of the vote share. I could see that. I mean I
[37:30.240 -> 37:35.600] think they had a good start but then it sort of tailed off didn't it. They finished eighth, Mick
[37:36.400 -> 37:41.120] wasn't particularly there and then I think they got outdeveloped. I think you're 100% right on
[37:41.120 -> 37:45.960] that. Yeah good start. K-Mag got his random podium.
[37:46.440 -> 37:48.720] Sorry, pole position, didn't he, in Brazil?
[37:49.240 -> 37:50.320] I loved that moment.
[37:50.320 -> 37:51.200] I know, that was quite fun.
[37:51.200 -> 37:54.360] That was probably, that was honestly one of my favorite moments of the season.
[37:54.600 -> 37:57.280] Yeah, I do enjoy it when things like that happen.
[37:57.920 -> 37:58.400] Me too.
[38:00.880 -> 38:04.480] Fourth, finishing exactly where they did in the Constructors'
[38:04.480 -> 38:08.480] Standings is Alpine with 34 votes, 3.52%.
[38:08.480 -> 38:14.000] I'm okay with that. I feel like McLaren basically gave them fourth.
[38:14.000 -> 38:16.000] Really?
[38:16.000 -> 38:26.000] Yeah. See, Alpine is such a weird one because they were horribly unreliable and had loads of issues, yet they still managed to finish fourth in the constructors.
[38:26.760 -> 38:28.560] Which for them, is pretty good.
[38:29.160 -> 38:30.240] Yeah, now that's...
[38:31.240 -> 38:32.600] Yeah, somebody...
[38:33.200 -> 38:34.960] Yeah, how did they manage that? I don't know.
[38:36.040 -> 38:36.400] No.
[38:37.360 -> 38:41.880] In third, Alfa Romeo with 43 votes, 4.5...
[38:42.400 -> 38:44.520] 4.45% of the vote share.
[38:45.000 -> 38:45.360] A little bit higher than what I would have probably expected. votes 4.5, 4.45% of the vote share.
[38:49.480 -> 38:52.600] A little bit higher than what I would have probably expected. I feel like with the exception of their,
[38:53.520 -> 38:56.120] their rookie driver, and Botes did okay,
[38:56.120 -> 38:59.080] but like, I think they were kind of understated
[38:59.080 -> 39:00.240] or even underwhelming.
[39:01.160 -> 39:03.120] You know, like some of the times they were pretty quick
[39:03.120 -> 39:04.900] and then the next weekend they'd be crap,
[39:04.900 -> 39:08.180] but I think they definitely got a couple of people with their with their stronger
[39:08.180 -> 39:09.180] performances this season.
[39:09.180 -> 39:13.260] I think they got a couple of eyes turned their way and they're like, okay.
[39:13.260 -> 39:17.880] It'll be interesting to see where they can go next season with that.
[39:17.880 -> 39:19.340] Yeah.
[39:19.340 -> 39:22.600] In second place.
[39:22.600 -> 39:27.000] Mercedes with 128 votes, 13.24% of the vote share.
[39:27.000 -> 39:30.200] I could see it.
[39:30.200 -> 39:30.760] Yes.
[39:30.760 -> 39:32.960] Yeah.
[39:32.960 -> 39:39.360] Yeah, I'd say second in terms of the I could have predicted that not only because they have a large
[39:39.360 -> 39:41.320] fan base, but they did.
[39:41.320 -> 39:45.000] They did a very good job of developing.
[39:45.000 -> 39:48.440] I suppose, yeah, I mean, they won a race when,
[39:48.440 -> 39:51.400] at the start of the year, that car did not look like
[39:51.400 -> 39:53.200] it had any right to be near a podium.
[39:53.200 -> 39:54.040] So.
[39:54.040 -> 39:55.640] No, exactly, and that's why you don't have a beard
[39:55.640 -> 39:56.480] on your face right now.
[39:56.480 -> 39:58.400] Well, yeah, exactly, yeah.
[39:58.400 -> 39:59.240] True, true.
[39:59.240 -> 40:00.600] Oh my God.
[40:00.600 -> 40:04.080] But realistically, whereas Ferrari looked like
[40:04.080 -> 40:06.160] they stopped developing around midseason
[40:06.160 -> 40:09.640] or they got hit with the floor.
[40:09.640 -> 40:13.640] Floor changes midseason Red Bull held fire,
[40:13.640 -> 40:16.940] but Mercedes just kept clawing points back,
[40:16.940 -> 40:18.880] especially at the higher downforce track.
[40:18.880 -> 40:22.280] So Mercedes someone to watch out for
[40:22.280 -> 40:24.780] rightly earned P2 in the good boy.
[40:24.780 -> 40:25.640] I'm surprised they
[40:25.640 -> 40:30.380] didn't have more points though because they only got 13% of the vote for P2 in
[40:30.380 -> 40:37.320] the good boy. Yep and that means our winner with an absolute landslide it's
[40:37.320 -> 40:46.320] Red Bull Racing with 677 votes 70% of the vote.
[40:46.320 -> 40:47.320] Well done.
[40:47.320 -> 40:48.320] Well done.
[40:48.320 -> 40:49.320] Can we get a Christian Horner joke in there?
[40:49.320 -> 40:50.320] I don't I don't I can't do one.
[40:50.320 -> 40:51.320] I don't have children.
[40:51.320 -> 40:52.320] Uh, better not better not.
[40:52.320 -> 40:53.320] I'm better not after a glass of wine.
[40:53.320 -> 40:54.320] I'm done.
[40:54.320 -> 40:55.320] You're gonna get this.
[40:55.320 -> 40:56.320] The show's gonna get canceled.
[40:56.320 -> 41:00.320] Yeah, we better not do that.
[41:00.320 -> 41:03.320] But yeah, we're done.
[41:03.320 -> 41:05.400] I'm not surprised by that at all.
[41:05.400 -> 41:07.200] And I feel like there's very little to say.
[41:07.200 -> 41:08.200] They rocked up.
[41:08.200 -> 41:08.900] They did.
[41:08.900 -> 41:11.300] They did breach the cost cap with all those sandwiches.
[41:12.700 -> 41:15.700] Was that worth the amount by which they dominated?
[41:17.100 -> 41:19.400] I'm not hard to send into that again.
[41:19.400 -> 41:21.800] Now it was it's it's it's 2022 is over.
[41:21.800 -> 41:27.440] I'm waiting for 2023 because it's going to be an absolute cesspit of toxic nonsense.
[41:27.640 -> 41:31.280] Once Mercedes and Red Bull are fighting again, you know it, you know, it's true.
[41:31.440 -> 41:33.640] We're going to have all the fallout with the pressure on Checo.
[41:33.640 -> 41:38.440] The team is going to from the outside to have a yeah, it's going to be a mess
[41:38.440 -> 41:38.940] for everybody.
[41:39.940 -> 41:40.740] Looking forward to it.
[41:41.440 -> 41:41.940] Yeah.
[41:42.600 -> 41:43.540] Yeah. Looking forward to it.
[41:43.540 -> 41:44.080] So there you go.
[41:44.080 -> 41:46.400] That was your engine um, engine.
[41:46.400 -> 41:49.160] Good boy award for the team this year.
[41:49.360 -> 41:50.240] My pool racing.
[41:51.280 -> 41:52.720] I think, I think that one was deserved.
[41:52.840 -> 41:53.340] Yeah.
[41:53.480 -> 41:54.120] It makes sense.
[41:54.120 -> 41:54.440] Doesn't it?
[41:54.440 -> 41:55.120] I suppose.
[41:55.240 -> 41:55.880] Um, yeah.
[41:56.400 -> 41:57.280] Shall we move on?
[41:57.760 -> 41:58.120] Yeah.
[41:58.200 -> 42:00.720] Why don't we, uh, get in there?
[42:01.480 -> 42:04.120] Oh, people are going to get so sick in this music by the end of it.
[42:05.080 -> 42:09.200] Yeah. We've just lost 20 subscribers. Yeah, my other channels gone. Ah
[42:10.320 -> 42:15.620] Engine braking engine braking fuck's sake. This is what a glass and a half. That's all I've had
[42:16.200 -> 42:18.760] Mate engine good man award the driver
[42:19.520 -> 42:21.080] 2022
[42:21.080 -> 42:30.400] Why we rattle through the bottom 10 and get through it? Yeah because the bottom 10 are all like free votes.
[42:30.400 -> 42:31.400] Separating them.
[42:31.400 -> 42:36.520] So here we go ladies and gentlemen.
[42:36.520 -> 42:41.400] 19th Yuki Tsunoda, 18th Valtteri Bottas, 17th...
[42:41.400 -> 42:47.200] Hold on we started at 19, there's 20 drivers this season. Well, there's someone missing again.
[42:47.200 -> 42:48.040] Yeah.
[42:48.040 -> 42:49.000] We've got someone missing again.
[42:49.000 -> 42:50.920] I didn't write down who.
[42:50.920 -> 42:52.260] But it's not.
[42:52.260 -> 42:53.100] It's because no one voted for them.
[42:53.100 -> 42:54.040] It's not who you think.
[42:54.040 -> 42:56.120] It's not who you think.
[42:56.120 -> 42:57.520] I don't know, I've not seen.
[42:57.520 -> 42:58.360] Let's go.
[42:58.360 -> 42:59.880] I'll try and figure this out and keep going.
[42:59.880 -> 43:02.360] Right, 19th, Yuki Tsunoda.
[43:02.360 -> 43:03.200] Yeah.
[43:03.200 -> 43:10.080] 18th, Valtteri Bottas. Yep. 17th Lance Stroll. Yep. 16th Esti Besti.
[43:10.960 -> 43:21.840] Go on lad. 15th Daniel Ricciardo. 14th Zhou Guan Yu. One glass of wine. Yep. 13th Mick Schumacher.
[43:22.000 -> 43:23.000] 13th Mick Schumacher. Yep.
[43:23.000 -> 43:24.000] 12th.
[43:24.000 -> 43:25.000] He's there, there he is.
[43:25.000 -> 43:26.000] There he is.
[43:26.000 -> 43:27.000] 12th Nicholas fucking Latifi.
[43:27.000 -> 43:28.000] Seven of you, seven of you.
[43:28.000 -> 43:31.680] Seven of you voted him for driver of the year.
[43:31.680 -> 43:33.360] Oh my goodness.
[43:33.360 -> 43:34.360] I can't believe it.
[43:34.360 -> 43:37.400] Same amount of people that voted for Carlos Saenz in 11th.
[43:37.400 -> 43:41.280] Oh my god.
[43:41.280 -> 43:43.080] You guys are evil.
[43:43.080 -> 43:45.120] You guys are freaking evil.
[43:45.120 -> 43:46.120] Jesus Christ.
[43:46.120 -> 43:49.720] And then K-Mag in 10th with nine votes.
[43:49.720 -> 43:50.720] Go on Lod.
[43:50.720 -> 43:53.440] And then now we're getting into the double digits votes.
[43:53.440 -> 43:55.460] But who are we missing so far?
[43:55.460 -> 43:56.460] Like I'm trying to think.
[43:56.460 -> 43:57.460] It's Albon again, isn't it?
[43:57.460 -> 43:58.460] No, no, there he is.
[43:58.460 -> 43:59.460] Albon's there.
[43:59.460 -> 44:00.460] Yep.
[44:00.460 -> 44:01.460] I don't know who we're missing.
[44:01.460 -> 44:02.460] Dude.
[44:02.460 -> 44:03.460] Ghazly.
[44:03.460 -> 44:04.460] It's Ghazman.
[44:04.460 -> 44:06.640] Nobody voted Ghaz. Nobody voted Ghaz. Nobody voted Ghaz. Uh, do you do? I don't know who we're missing.
[44:06.640 -> 44:07.640] Dude.
[44:07.640 -> 44:08.640] Gasly.
[44:08.640 -> 44:09.640] It's gas man.
[44:09.640 -> 44:10.640] Nobody voted.
[44:10.640 -> 44:11.640] Nobody voted.
[44:11.640 -> 44:12.640] Gasly.
[44:12.640 -> 44:13.640] No.
[44:13.640 -> 44:14.640] Oh dear.
[44:14.640 -> 44:15.640] Oh dear.
[44:15.640 -> 44:21.100] But more people voted for Latifi than gas man.
[44:21.100 -> 44:23.400] This place is hell.
[44:23.400 -> 44:24.400] Get me out of here.
[44:24.400 -> 44:25.360] All right. I love it. I know. Get me out of here. All right.
[44:25.360 -> 44:27.440] I love, I do love our listeners.
[44:27.440 -> 44:28.440] Thank you.
[44:28.440 -> 44:29.440] Oh dear.
[44:29.440 -> 44:30.440] You guys are beautiful.
[44:30.440 -> 44:31.440] Yep.
[44:31.440 -> 44:32.440] Oh dear.
[44:32.440 -> 44:33.440] It's like a horse and antlers.
[44:33.440 -> 44:34.440] Yeah.
[44:34.440 -> 44:36.440] Ninth, Sergio Perez, 17 votes.
[44:36.440 -> 44:40.520] Eighth, Alex Albon, 20 votes.
[44:40.520 -> 44:42.520] Get dunked on former Red Bull driver.
[44:42.520 -> 44:43.520] Yeah.
[44:43.520 -> 44:45.800] On the current Red Bull driver 20 to 17.
[44:45.800 -> 44:47.600] I think Alex has had a good season.
[44:47.600 -> 44:49.200] He's done a great job, honestly.
[44:49.200 -> 44:51.100] And here's one.
[44:52.000 -> 44:52.500] 7th?
[44:52.500 -> 44:54.900] No, no, no, just when we're on Albon.
[44:55.300 -> 45:00.600] I don't think Russell put as big of a gap into Latifi as Albon did.
[45:02.900 -> 45:08.120] Throughout the whole season, if you do some studies, yeah. I'm going to, I'm
[45:08.120 -> 45:11.880] going to stop because I'm treading on thin ice. I'm going to stop there. I do not. I
[45:11.880 -> 45:15.600] need to go check that with the numbers, but I do not think George put as big of a gap
[45:15.600 -> 45:18.320] in Latifi over the season compared to Albon.
[45:18.320 -> 45:22.120] See, but the problem with things like that, though, is it's different generation of cars
[45:22.120 -> 45:28.300] and things like that. It's always hard, are you some kind of George Russell apologist or what? All of a sudden after a glass of wine?
[45:28.300 -> 45:29.300] Yeah, I am.
[45:29.300 -> 45:33.300] Ha ha! Go on, blow at me, governor! I'm not your shit!
[45:33.300 -> 45:37.300] Ha ha ha! All right, go on then.
[45:37.300 -> 45:41.300] Um, 7th, Lewis Hamilton with 29 votes.
[45:43.300 -> 45:44.800] I can see that.
[45:44.800 -> 45:46.240] Yeah, I mean, why not?
[45:47.840 -> 45:51.800] Sixth, Charles Leclerc with 31 votes.
[45:51.800 -> 45:53.620] If we'd stopped after the first couple of races,
[45:53.620 -> 45:54.820] I'd probably put him higher.
[45:54.820 -> 45:55.920] Oh yeah, definitely.
[45:55.920 -> 45:57.920] He was quali, like up until,
[45:59.040 -> 45:59.920] it was like in qualifying,
[45:59.920 -> 46:01.480] we didn't really see him blink, you know?
[46:01.480 -> 46:05.280] He was, with the exception of the spin Q3 run one in Spain.
[46:05.980 -> 46:09.920] He was, you know, the fine, the racing wasn't great, but they're qualifying.
[46:09.920 -> 46:12.060] His qualifying performances were phenomenal.
[46:12.180 -> 46:15.800] The laps he was putting together and Max is like, you know, a couple of ragged
[46:15.800 -> 46:19.200] sectors here and there stringing it together, but the Claire man.
[46:19.260 -> 46:19.460] Yeah.
[46:19.460 -> 46:22.740] And I think that random crash he had in France as well.
[46:23.000 -> 46:29.180] Um, yeah, that, that hurt him. Yeah from winning this
[46:29.180 -> 46:33.440] prestigious award. Yeah this is the award they all want. In fifth
[46:33.440 -> 46:39.620] Sebastian Vettel with 37 votes. I think that's fair I mean he's just a lovely
[46:39.620 -> 46:44.920] dude yeah let's be honest but uh I'm doing a video about him right now yeah
[46:44.920 -> 46:45.400] and uh it's pretty interesting if you especially for people that just tuned Yeah, let's be honest. But I'm doing a video about him right now. Yeah.
[46:46.080 -> 46:47.560] It's pretty interesting if you,
[46:47.600 -> 46:49.800] especially for people that just tuned into the sport.
[46:50.040 -> 46:51.720] You got a completely different set.
[46:51.840 -> 46:54.560] Where can people go and view that video?
[46:54.760 -> 46:56.320] It'll be on Break F1.
[46:56.320 -> 46:58.960] That's B R R R A K E F1 on YouTube.
[46:59.240 -> 47:00.960] Should have that out next week.
[47:01.960 -> 47:02.560] Cheers Dan.
[47:02.600 -> 47:03.200] You're welcome.
[47:03.200 -> 47:04.640] I wanted to put like a ching.
[47:04.640 -> 47:06.000] Should have put like a money in there.
[47:06.000 -> 47:07.000] Oh that would have been good.
[47:07.000 -> 47:12.000] But yeah, Seb, P5, 37 votes, only 3.8% done.
[47:12.000 -> 47:14.000] But good luck.
[47:14.000 -> 47:20.000] But in fourth place, it's everyone's favourite Lord of Darkness, Fernando Alonso with 43
[47:20.000 -> 47:21.000] votes.
[47:21.000 -> 47:22.000] Oof, really?
[47:22.000 -> 47:25.840] I mean he did put together some decent performances this year, and he got
[47:25.840 -> 47:31.040] DNF'd out of quite a few of those, which very few of them were his fault. Those were mostly down to
[47:31.040 -> 47:40.160] the glorious Renault. Unfortunate. Podium time, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my god, let's go. I'm
[47:40.160 -> 47:45.880] actually, I've got to loosen up my collar a little bit because I'm sweating right now for this podium. I'm not surprised by any of these.
[47:47.640 -> 47:49.080] Third place.
[47:49.080 -> 47:51.880] Okay, go, tell me, what's your hot take?
[47:51.880 -> 47:56.880] I think I would swap third and second, but go on.
[47:57.000 -> 47:58.960] Third place, ladies and gentlemen,
[47:58.960 -> 48:02.360] on the Engine Good Boy Driver of the Year Award,
[48:02.360 -> 48:04.760] George Russell with 74 votes.
[48:05.840 -> 48:09.680] Go on, lad. Sorry, did you want me me to there you go? Yeah, go on lad
[48:10.800 -> 48:15.720] 7.65% of the vote share. Yeah, that's pretty fair. Yeah, that's fair. I think George's had a good year. I
[48:16.800 -> 48:18.880] mean, you know, there's there's the
[48:20.080 -> 48:23.360] Discussion that Lewis was doing tests at the early part of the season, which I don't
[48:23.800 -> 48:30.160] Understand running tests setups and races and stuff like that. Maybe it was a sensor here or there.
[48:30.160 -> 48:34.820] Russell did a pretty good job. And you know, when he hopped in, in Bahrain the other year
[48:34.820 -> 48:39.040] from Willie's got promoted, he drove very well. And it wasn't really surprising to see
[48:39.040 -> 48:52.400] George doing particularly like, well, he got his first poll, he got his first poll he got his first race win this season he did a couple antagonistic terroristic type maneuvers he did yeah
[48:52.400 -> 48:56.680] you know what you know what I don't mind it well I don't mind it listen it gets
[48:56.680 -> 49:01.520] better because ladies and gentlemen an exclusive engine breaking podcast I can
[49:01.520 -> 49:06.000] reveal we've got him here with us tonight to accept the award.
[49:13.120 -> 49:16.000] Crikey! Thanks everyone for voting me. Next time I'm going for the victory call Blimey. Tickets on sale for my terrorism tour next week.
[49:17.360 -> 49:18.640] All right thank you George thank you.
[49:19.280 -> 49:19.920] Get out of here.
[49:19.920 -> 49:20.420] Yeah.
[49:21.440 -> 49:24.080] Put some socks on with those loafers man it's disgusting.
[49:27.600 -> 49:33.440] Someone make sure he's not put his feet up on the chairs um so yeah second place in our engine good boy driver of
[49:33.440 -> 49:41.920] the year award uh lando norris with 123 votes 12.72 percent of the uh vote share did he do
[49:41.920 -> 49:45.280] anything this season i think he had a pretty strong season.
[49:45.280 -> 49:47.600] But then P7?
[49:47.600 -> 49:49.660] Was that, did it look good
[49:49.660 -> 49:52.760] because his teammate was having such a bad time?
[49:52.760 -> 49:54.440] Or is it just because everybody loves him
[49:54.440 -> 49:57.520] because he's a gaming quadrant god?
[49:57.520 -> 50:01.720] So yeah, Lando P7 behind Lewis.
[50:01.720 -> 50:03.880] He had basically half the points Lewis had,
[50:03.880 -> 50:10.720] which is not a surprise because it was like the front runners, Mercedes and no man's land, and then Alpine McLaren.
[50:10.720 -> 50:16.800] So he got a podium. He was the only non big three team to get podium. Um, I, you know,
[50:16.800 -> 50:27.000] I completely forgot about that. That was in facts. Ohola. So yeah, I suppose on that he deserves his second.
[50:27.000 -> 50:28.000] He was consistent.
[50:28.000 -> 50:33.000] Seventh, fifth, third, retired, eight, six, nine, six, seven, seven, seven, seven, twelve, seven, seven, seven.
[50:33.000 -> 50:34.000] Consistent.
[50:34.000 -> 50:36.000] He was getting the most out of that car, is what it looks like.
[50:36.000 -> 50:37.000] Good lad.
[50:37.000 -> 50:38.000] Yep.
[50:38.000 -> 50:39.000] Pretty well deserved.
[50:39.000 -> 50:47.280] So, unsurprisingly ladies and gentlemen, that means in first place this year for the engine good boy driver of the year award
[50:49.960 -> 50:50.760] It's max for Stappen with
[50:52.480 -> 50:54.480] 549 votes 56 point seven seven percent
[50:55.440 -> 50:57.440] I'm so shocked at that one
[50:57.960 -> 50:59.960] Yeah, I'm very shocked at that one
[51:00.320 -> 51:07.560] Maybe next year. I need to spice up these categories a little bit. We got this. You know what we haven't done? We haven't done team principal.
[51:07.560 -> 51:10.600] Team principal of the year award.
[51:10.600 -> 51:14.200] Yeah. I'd like to see that next year, would you? Yeah, I think so.
[51:14.200 -> 51:18.120] Okay, okay. And most fraudulent team principal
[51:18.120 -> 51:23.360] moment award. Worst joke from a team principal. We already know who's got that one locked down.
[51:23.360 -> 51:26.180] Yeah, well done Christian. I thought not I thought I was gonna say France Thomas
[51:28.320 -> 51:30.320] Shit
[51:35.060 -> 51:40.320] Let's go me what do we got left for this show? We got a couple categories free left. We got free
[51:40.320 -> 51:44.240] Yeah, we've got it's not and it's not what you think. There's two more new categories
[51:44.240 -> 51:49.280] We've got surprise team and surprise driver. You guys have also voted on so it's not just the good boy
[51:49.280 -> 51:53.680] race that's left no what's next man oh well you just bloody said it now fuck oh shit
[51:56.080 -> 52:00.000] it's the engine good boy race 2022 award oh
[52:07.000 -> 52:25.600] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, The 22nd in the list only got one vote and that was the French Grand Prix.
[52:25.600 -> 52:33.600] I'm not going to go through all of them because from 22nd to 10th there's like five votes between them.
[52:33.600 -> 52:35.000] Yeah, exactly.
[52:35.000 -> 52:40.000] So in 10th place it's the Singapore Grand Prix with 17 votes.
[52:40.000 -> 52:45.560] Pretty spicy. That was a fun race, actually.
[52:45.560 -> 52:50.520] The qualifying was fun, with the entry to dry, Max having a little nightmare with the
[52:50.520 -> 52:51.520] fueling.
[52:51.520 -> 52:55.400] Checo unable to keep a gap to the safety car.
[52:55.400 -> 53:00.520] Yeah, multiple occasions, getting called to explain himself.
[53:00.520 -> 53:04.280] And I said it was too, the safety car was too slow to get temperature in the tires.
[53:04.280 -> 53:06.160] Very interesting. Not, uh, not too slow to get temperature in the tires. Very interesting.
[53:08.840 -> 53:08.860] Not a not too not too bad of a race.
[53:12.160 -> 53:13.440] I know it doesn't stick out in my mind is a beautiful race, but.
[53:17.600 -> 53:18.700] Fair enough in ninth place, it was the Austrian Grand Prix with 23 votes.
[53:20.860 -> 53:24.240] Ooh, that was actually a lot of fun. That one Red Bull shitting the bed, then Ferraris imploding.
[53:25.680 -> 53:34.480] Mercedes having a run. Okay, okay. And in eighth place, this is a hate crime for previous Red Bull engineers like
[53:34.480 -> 53:38.960] me and Blake, it's the Bahrain Grand Prix with 27 votes where we DNF'd both cars.
[53:40.880 -> 53:47.680] Wow, I forgot that race even happened, I hate you guys. I'm ending this. This podcast is
[53:47.680 -> 53:48.680] over.
[53:48.680 -> 53:56.960] Thanks for listening. Bye. So yeah, in seventh was the Japanese Grand Prix with 32 votes.
[53:56.960 -> 54:00.440] Which is weird because that was something just off the podium. So some people, those
[54:00.440 -> 54:01.960] are those the kind of...
[54:01.960 -> 54:02.960] Marmite race.
[54:02.960 -> 54:07.000] You know, those are the kind of people that just like that because Max won the championship there.
[54:07.000 -> 54:11.000] But that's the same thing as people get really excited about drivers like
[54:11.000 -> 54:15.000] almost crashing and not crashing or like
[54:15.000 -> 54:17.000] the lap that was almost really good.
[54:17.000 -> 54:21.000] Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. You guys are sick.
[54:21.000 -> 54:23.000] I mean,
[54:23.000 -> 54:25.840] pretty sick for subscribing to us, to be honest.
[54:25.840 -> 54:26.840] Love you guys.
[54:26.840 -> 54:30.680] Yeah, but no, we appreciate it, please.
[54:30.680 -> 54:38.640] Joint fifth, with 55 votes each, is the Belgian and Saudi Grands Prix.
[54:38.640 -> 54:39.640] Those were all right.
[54:39.640 -> 54:40.640] Those were all right.
[54:40.640 -> 54:43.080] I don't remember Saudi particularly well.
[54:43.080 -> 54:45.360] No. Those were all right. I don't remember Saudi particularly well No
[54:45.360 -> 54:47.360] anything I remember from Belgium was
[54:48.520 -> 54:52.680] Was it Alonzo that launched Lewis Hilton into low orbit?
[54:52.680 -> 54:54.840] Yeah, the other way around I can't remember now
[54:55.360 -> 55:01.960] There's Lewis son. Yeah something he went flying and smashed the gearbox. Honestly, I can't remember the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix
[55:01.960 -> 55:04.280] Saudi was Max Leclerc and
[55:04.800 -> 55:07.920] science With Checo P4.
[55:07.920 -> 55:09.680] OK.
[55:09.680 -> 55:12.080] Was that this year when they had the drone
[55:12.080 -> 55:13.960] strike outside the circuit?
[55:13.960 -> 55:14.600] Yeah, it was.
[55:14.600 -> 55:18.520] Jesus, I thought that was like, it feels like forever ago.
[55:18.520 -> 55:19.880] Yeah, it was.
[55:19.880 -> 55:20.380] It was.
[55:20.380 -> 55:22.240] It was a lot of races ago.
[55:22.240 -> 55:24.280] Yeah, it was the second race of the season.
[55:24.280 -> 55:29.840] There you go. Sorry moving on in fourth it was the Hungarian Grand Prix with 56 votes
[55:29.840 -> 55:35.580] 5.79% of the vote share. That was a good race that was a fun race qualifying all
[55:35.580 -> 55:41.600] the way through. So our podium positions ladies and gentlemen. Oh my god I'm
[55:41.600 -> 55:46.880] excited I'm feeling really patriotic for this podium by the way. Yeah, well, spoiler alert.
[55:46.880 -> 55:51.840] In third place, it's the United States Grand Prix with 79 votes.
[55:51.840 -> 55:54.480] 8.17% of the vote share.
[55:54.480 -> 55:59.600] Now I know we have quite a large American contingency to listen to us, so big up yourselves.
[55:59.600 -> 56:00.800] You guys didn't even try hard enough.
[56:00.800 -> 56:02.560] It's barely 10% of the votes.
[56:02.560 -> 56:03.560] Come on.
[56:03.560 -> 56:04.560] Yeah, well done America.
[56:04.560 -> 56:08.800] USA, USA USA who's gonna
[56:08.800 -> 56:15.920] win us or whatever it is they chant that uh foot ball matches yeah ball foot and hand egg you
[56:15.920 -> 56:22.080] fucking suckers freaks yeah i mean the Dakota was amazing because i was there as well but as a
[56:22.080 -> 56:26.160] spectator i voted it the most fraudulent because you were there uh But as a spectator I learned- Well that's why I voted it the most fraudulent because you were there.
[56:26.160 -> 56:28.560] But as a spectator I realized you can't fucking see anything.
[56:28.560 -> 56:31.400] So I was like great what do I do here?
[56:31.400 -> 56:32.400] Nothing.
[56:32.400 -> 56:33.400] It was pretty good actually yeah.
[56:33.400 -> 56:34.400] It was a race to watch.
[56:34.400 -> 56:35.400] It was a good race.
[56:35.400 -> 56:38.400] I had to go back and watch it.
[56:38.400 -> 56:41.280] Yep.
[56:41.280 -> 56:42.280] Second place.
[56:42.280 -> 56:47.040] This is where I get to be patriotic because it was the British Grand Prix with
[56:47.040 -> 56:53.040] 235 votes, 24.3% of the vote share, so quite a significant jump.
[56:53.040 -> 56:58.000] Ooh, I mean, so is that just a rep, is this just our demographics?
[56:58.000 -> 57:05.000] No, we got a much bigger US following than British.
[57:05.120 -> 57:07.720] So Britain was Carlos wins.
[57:07.720 -> 57:10.680] That was the Claire staying out on the wrong tires.
[57:10.680 -> 57:13.680] Yeah, we had a really good move on.
[57:13.680 -> 57:15.960] We had that good move on Charles
[57:15.960 -> 57:18.160] and Hamilton going through.
[57:18.160 -> 57:20.120] That was actually pretty spicy.
[57:20.120 -> 57:23.080] And then the double overtake from Hamilton.
[57:23.080 -> 57:26.120] Yeah, that was actually some good quality.
[57:26.120 -> 57:29.520] I mean, but realistically, regulations, this year didn't work in the racing's terrible.
[57:29.880 -> 57:31.000] Oh, wait, just kidding.
[57:31.000 -> 57:32.000] Should we just cancel?
[57:32.000 -> 57:33.560] Should we just cancel F1?
[57:33.560 -> 57:34.680] Yeah, I think so.
[57:34.680 -> 57:35.400] We're cancelling it.
[57:36.440 -> 57:37.280] British bias.
[57:37.280 -> 57:37.960] Yeah, exactly.
[57:37.960 -> 57:40.800] British bias. Rev up the Bugatti.
[57:43.520 -> 57:44.520] What?
[57:44.520 -> 57:45.080] It's a TikTok thing, right? Never again. People out there will know what I'm on about. Get off TikTok. Brigatti What
[57:45.080 -> 57:50.740] It's a tick tock thing right never again people out there. I'm about get off tick tock get get off tick tock
[57:50.740 -> 57:57.420] I'm a 34 year old married man with three kids on tick tock deal with it. Oh my goodness in first place ladies and gentlemen
[57:59.240 -> 58:03.580] It's the Brazilian Grand Prix with 317 votes
[58:04.520 -> 58:07.000] 32 point seven eight percent Brazilian Grand Prix with 317 votes, 32.78% of the vote share.
[58:07.000 -> 58:08.000] Why?
[58:08.000 -> 58:11.040] Because I told you already and I gave you my reasons why.
[58:11.040 -> 58:12.560] Sao Paulo is number one.
[58:12.560 -> 58:14.200] It was a good race.
[58:14.200 -> 58:15.200] Good sprint.
[58:15.200 -> 58:16.200] That was a good race.
[58:16.200 -> 58:17.200] That was a good race.
[58:17.200 -> 58:20.600] Lewis and Max collided into each other as normal whenever they get together, which was
[58:20.600 -> 58:23.640] very, you know, the race was unpredictable.
[58:23.640 -> 58:24.640] That was totally predictable.
[58:24.640 -> 58:25.560] That was a good race. I'm, yeah, I liked it. I enjoyed it know, the race was unpredictable. That was totally predictable. That was a good race.
[58:25.880 -> 58:26.200] I'm.
[58:27.240 -> 58:27.880] Yeah, I liked it.
[58:27.880 -> 58:28.440] I enjoyed it.
[58:28.480 -> 58:29.200] I thought it was fun.
[58:29.200 -> 58:30.480] It had a little bit of everything.
[58:30.800 -> 58:32.960] Um, and then you had to shave your beard after it.
[58:33.160 -> 58:33.920] It's true.
[58:33.920 -> 58:34.280] Yeah.
[58:34.400 -> 58:36.600] Governor just shredded the field there.
[58:37.080 -> 58:38.440] I, yeah, he did.
[58:38.560 -> 58:39.040] He did.
[58:41.120 -> 58:41.640] I'm into it.
[58:42.080 -> 58:42.600] I'm into it.
[58:42.840 -> 58:44.040] Well, congratulations.
[58:44.040 -> 58:45.920] Brazil, Brazil, Sao Paulo is always a great
[58:45.920 -> 58:47.420] racetrack though. Great event.
[58:47.420 -> 58:49.420] Oh yeah, K-Magpole as well.
[58:49.420 -> 58:55.080] K-Magpole. Yeah, it had everything. It had drama, everything else.
[58:55.080 -> 58:56.080] True.
[58:56.080 -> 58:57.800] I'm into it. I'm into it.
[58:57.800 -> 59:00.280] Yeah, a worthy winner in my opinion.
[59:00.280 -> 59:05.000] Agreed. Agreed. I don't, I feel like that was all pretty, pretty good.
[59:05.000 -> 59:10.400] Yeah, those categories I think were pretty standard. Um, no massive surprises, but then
[59:10.400 -> 59:16.840] to spice it up a little bit, we added two, two extra questions. So basically the surprise
[59:16.840 -> 59:21.100] team of the year and the surprise driver of the year. Now these don't necessarily need
[59:21.100 -> 59:29.360] to be who you think were the best of the year, but they were probably who you think beat expectations this year.
[59:29.360 -> 59:32.960] Or could it have been who was surprisingly terrible if you wanted to?
[59:32.960 -> 59:36.400] No, I wrote in the question it was who beat expectations.
[59:36.400 -> 59:40.760] Okay, and I'll, let's rip through them then.
[59:40.760 -> 59:48.560] Right, so the first one, it's the surprise team of the year award. Oh my goodness.
[59:51.520 -> 59:58.240] Oh my god. Wow. Production values on this show honestly. Where did you get the green screen?
[59:58.240 -> 01:00:01.520] That's amazing it looks just like your other place. Yeah it does doesn't it?
[01:00:04.480 -> 01:00:06.640] If you're wondering what that paper is that's Dan opening the envelopes that he's written. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? If you're wondering what that paper is, that's Dan opening
[01:00:06.640 -> 01:00:11.200] the envelopes that he's written. Yeah, they're in gold envelopes and everything. Production values
[01:00:11.200 -> 01:00:18.320] is through the roof, to be honest. Yeah, that's out of control. Oh, deary me. In 10th place,
[01:00:18.320 -> 01:00:23.680] the surprise of the season. Right. Well, 10 of you, for some reason, voted Alpha Tauri
[01:00:23.680 -> 01:00:25.160] as the positive surprise of the
[01:00:25.160 -> 01:00:26.160] season.
[01:00:26.160 -> 01:00:27.160] The fuck were they watching?
[01:00:27.160 -> 01:00:32.320] I don't know, you lot are fraudulent bastards is what you lot are.
[01:00:32.320 -> 01:00:38.600] Wow, 10 votes, 1% of you guys said AlphaTauri who had a disaster season compared to the
[01:00:38.600 -> 01:00:40.080] last one.
[01:00:40.080 -> 01:00:45.320] 9th was Williams with 14 votes, 1.45% of the vote.
[01:00:45.320 -> 01:00:49.600] I'm, colour me...
[01:00:49.600 -> 01:00:53.000] I think it's because they scored points, let's be honest, right?
[01:00:53.000 -> 01:00:54.000] Okay, fair enough.
[01:00:54.000 -> 01:00:56.000] And they did have a couple of good...
[01:00:56.000 -> 01:00:58.600] I guess some people were expecting them to be particularly...
[01:00:58.600 -> 01:00:59.600] Shy.
[01:00:59.600 -> 01:01:00.600] Crap.
[01:01:00.600 -> 01:01:01.600] Yeah, and they were alright.
[01:01:01.600 -> 01:01:07.000] 8th was McLaren with 25 votes, 2.59%.
[01:01:07.000 -> 01:01:09.000] Okay, okay.
[01:01:09.000 -> 01:01:14.000] Seventh was Red Bull Racing with 45 votes, 4.65%.
[01:01:14.000 -> 01:01:20.000] See, this is why this category is quite interesting because it's not always the top dogs.
[01:01:20.000 -> 01:01:21.000] No.
[01:01:21.000 -> 01:01:29.240] Speaking of which, in sixth is Ferrari with 64 votes, 6.62%. You little fates, 64,
[01:01:29.240 -> 01:01:33.560] you guys thought Ferrari are going to be terrible. And then they were, just not as bad as you
[01:01:33.560 -> 01:01:48.080] thought. Fifth was Aston Martin with 94 votes, 9.72%. I mean for finishing P7 ahead of Haas, Alfa Tauri and Williams, okay, okay.
[01:01:48.080 -> 01:01:55.920] Four for Mercedes with 114 votes, 11.79% of the vote share.
[01:01:55.920 -> 01:02:00.160] I can kind of see, surprise of the season, I can kind of understand it if you pitch that
[01:02:00.160 -> 01:02:05.400] as where they started, where they started to start the season when they finished.
[01:02:06.120 -> 01:02:07.040] I can understand that.
[01:02:07.840 -> 01:02:08.600] I can mess with that.
[01:02:08.720 -> 01:02:09.480] I can mess with that.
[01:02:10.320 -> 01:02:12.280] Uh, podium positions, ladies and gentlemen.
[01:02:12.960 -> 01:02:13.520] Oh my goodness.
[01:02:13.520 -> 01:02:14.080] We're already there.
[01:02:15.040 -> 01:02:20.360] Uh, third is Haas with 181 votes, 18.72%.
[01:02:21.200 -> 01:02:21.560] Okay.
[01:02:21.680 -> 01:02:22.400] I think that's fair.
[01:02:22.400 -> 01:02:25.120] I think they started the season quite quick and they surprised
[01:02:25.120 -> 01:02:31.280] a lot of people with that. And I think they were consistent. Yeah. But you know, Kevin
[01:02:31.280 -> 01:02:36.200] on pole, right time, right place in Brazil, getting it done and then falling back to their
[01:02:36.200 -> 01:02:39.120] pace order during the race, which was unexpected, but that's, that's when you, when you've got
[01:02:39.120 -> 01:02:45.320] that the kind of unit you gotta, you gotta work with it. Well, compare it to 2021, it's light years difference, isn't it?
[01:02:45.320 -> 01:02:46.160] Let's be honest.
[01:02:46.160 -> 01:02:48.120] Yeah, fair enough.
[01:02:48.120 -> 01:02:53.120] Second place, Alpine with 205 votes, 21.20%.
[01:02:55.160 -> 01:02:57.640] I mean, we keep coming back to them.
[01:02:57.640 -> 01:03:01.160] We've got, they just seem like this weird outlier,
[01:03:01.160 -> 01:03:07.760] finishing fourth with 173 points behind Mercedes with 515.
[01:03:07.760 -> 01:03:13.400] I didn't expect them to beat McLaren, but I think that's more down to McLaren underperforming
[01:03:13.400 -> 01:03:14.400] quite hard.
[01:03:14.400 -> 01:03:17.800] But I think, yeah, they did pretty well.
[01:03:17.800 -> 01:03:20.220] They were surprisingly pacey.
[01:03:20.220 -> 01:03:24.520] It looks like they've got a fairly powerful yet unreliable engine, but if you can put
[01:03:24.520 -> 01:03:25.520] some pace in the car, yeah, if you can put some pace in the car,
[01:03:25.520 -> 01:03:31.160] yeah, if you can put some pace in the car, you can even deal with crap engines crapping themself all the time.
[01:03:31.160 -> 01:03:31.660] Yeah.
[01:03:31.660 -> 01:03:33.560] It's a very interesting one.
[01:03:33.560 -> 01:03:38.200] So the smart ones of you out there will realize what team we've yet to mention yet.
[01:03:38.200 -> 01:03:39.760] And I must admit, I'm surprised.
[01:03:39.760 -> 01:03:44.120] This is the result of the surprise is a surprise to me.
[01:03:44.120 -> 01:03:44.620] Midland?
[01:03:44.620 -> 01:03:45.760] Yes, Spiker, that's the one. I'm just naming all the old Force India, Aston Martin names that is a surprise to me. Spiker. Midland?
[01:03:45.760 -> 01:03:46.760] Yes, Spiker, that's the one.
[01:03:46.760 -> 01:03:49.960] I'm just naming all the old Force India and Aston Martin names that the team used to have.
[01:03:49.960 -> 01:03:56.240] Ladies and gentlemen, in first place for your surprise of the season team is Alfa Romeo
[01:03:56.240 -> 01:04:03.200] with 215 votes, 22.23%.
[01:04:03.200 -> 01:04:04.200] You know what?
[01:04:04.200 -> 01:04:08.000] How do you feel about that? I was a little bit surprised at that.
[01:04:08.000 -> 01:04:09.000] I think so.
[01:04:09.000 -> 01:04:10.000] I could mess with it.
[01:04:10.000 -> 01:04:14.720] Like I wasn't, I'm not going to say too much about it, but we're going to talk about them
[01:04:14.720 -> 01:04:16.400] in the beginning in a minute, I'm sure.
[01:04:16.400 -> 01:04:19.680] But they went from ninth in the constructors up to P6.
[01:04:19.680 -> 01:04:20.680] Yeah.
[01:04:20.680 -> 01:04:28.420] So, I mean, that's, they definitely turned it around and I don't think anybody's expecting them to do particularly well, that being said, they were tied with
[01:04:28.420 -> 01:04:31.400] Aston and they were, what, what is that?
[01:04:32.080 -> 01:04:37.860] 18 points ahead of a pass 20 points ahead of Alpha Tauri.
[01:04:37.860 -> 01:04:38.120] Yeah.
[01:04:38.120 -> 01:04:41.260] And then there was some weekends where they genuinely looked really quick.
[01:04:41.800 -> 01:04:42.140] Yeah.
[01:04:42.420 -> 01:04:44.580] Bottas had a couple of great ones.
[01:04:48.060 -> 01:04:48.820] Uh, you know, like like holy Joe looking pretty solid
[01:04:50.820 -> 01:04:52.060] I mean button
[01:04:56.700 -> 01:04:57.160] Back after his monster smashing Silverstone fucking hell that was right. Yeah, exactly
[01:05:00.040 -> 01:05:02.180] But I mean if we if we look at just quickly
[01:05:07.840 -> 01:05:10.640] Their DNFs one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 10 DNFs and a double, including a double DNF in Britain.
[01:05:10.640 -> 01:05:14.280] That's up there in terms of the reliability scale or maybe those are shuns, I didn't check
[01:05:14.280 -> 01:05:16.280] all of them, but fair enough.
[01:05:16.280 -> 01:05:22.000] Good result from the team and I didn't expect to see them up there in the, I'll give that
[01:05:22.000 -> 01:05:23.000] one.
[01:05:23.000 -> 01:05:28.960] I'll give that one. Yeah, yeah. I'll give it. Look, confession time now I've had two glasses of wine.
[01:05:28.960 -> 01:05:33.480] When that team is branded Aldi, I think I'm jumping ship.
[01:05:33.480 -> 01:05:35.080] Wooo, lads.
[01:05:35.080 -> 01:05:37.320] I think I'm going to be an Aldi stan.
[01:05:37.320 -> 01:05:42.240] Are you going to get really toxic to people on Twitter when they talk anything bad against
[01:05:42.240 -> 01:05:43.240] Aldi?
[01:05:43.240 -> 01:05:48.440] No, I'm just going to wear team kit everywhere all the time and... I mean to be fair their
[01:05:48.440 -> 01:05:54.120] team kit will probably look excellent let's be honest. Yep. You know who has
[01:05:54.120 -> 01:06:00.880] the best-looking team kit? Alfa Romeo? No Mercedes. Ah fuck off. They do, they do
[01:06:00.880 -> 01:06:07.880] man. That's it he he's canceled, he's off. Right.
[01:06:10.160 -> 01:06:13.120] Yeah, sorry, that was your surprise team, Alfa Romeo. Moving on, surprise driver of the year.
[01:06:15.080 -> 01:06:19.040] 2022, surprise driver of the year.
[01:06:20.440 -> 01:06:24.600] We've got another mystery, another mystery, another 20.
[01:06:26.000 -> 01:06:28.000] Oh, we've got someone else missing off this list, have we?
[01:06:28.000 -> 01:06:30.000] Yeah.
[01:06:30.000 -> 01:06:32.000] Oh, let's have a look.
[01:06:32.000 -> 01:06:34.000] You guys are going to have to...
[01:06:34.000 -> 01:06:36.000] You guys are going to have to help us.
[01:06:36.000 -> 01:06:38.000] No, I can't tell who it is yet. Let's go through it.
[01:06:38.000 -> 01:06:40.000] I know who it is. No, I don't. There they are.
[01:06:40.000 -> 01:06:42.000] Yuki Tsunoda in 19th with 4 votes.
[01:06:44.000 -> 01:06:46.800] Lance Stroll in 18th with four votes. Lance Stroll in 18th with five votes.
[01:06:46.800 -> 01:06:50.560] Nicholas Latifi in 17th with six votes.
[01:06:50.560 -> 01:06:52.960] What are they smoking?
[01:06:52.960 -> 01:06:57.520] Well, if you think that's bad, right?
[01:06:57.520 -> 01:07:01.360] Lewis Hamilton in 16th with seven votes.
[01:07:01.360 -> 01:07:03.840] Why don't they make surprise dribbling?
[01:07:03.840 -> 01:07:06.400] No one is surprised when Lewis is quick.
[01:07:06.400 -> 01:07:07.100] Okay, right.
[01:07:07.100 -> 01:07:07.600] I get it.
[01:07:07.600 -> 01:07:08.200] Yeah, exactly.
[01:07:08.200 -> 01:07:08.800] Good point.
[01:07:08.800 -> 01:07:12.800] Lewis is fantastic.
[01:07:12.800 -> 01:07:13.600] He's great.
[01:07:13.600 -> 01:07:17.400] But seven people thought he was going to do even worse than he did.
[01:07:18.200 -> 01:07:19.700] And he had a pretty rough season.
[01:07:21.400 -> 01:07:22.300] Yeah, he did.
[01:07:22.300 -> 01:07:25.800] It didn't, you know, by Hamilton Hamilton standards that was not a good season.
[01:07:25.800 -> 01:07:31.600] So yeah, no was it 15 year streak of winning a race every season?
[01:07:32.200 -> 01:07:33.000] Something like that.
[01:07:33.000 -> 01:07:36.900] No poll, no race win and seven people were still surprised at how well he did.
[01:07:38.900 -> 01:07:39.900] Fine, whatever.
[01:07:42.000 -> 01:07:44.600] He'll be back up there next year if they get the car right.
[01:07:45.440 -> 01:07:51.120] Mitch Schumacher in 15th with 9 votes.
[01:07:51.120 -> 01:07:53.560] Max Verstappen in 14th with 10 votes.
[01:07:53.560 -> 01:07:57.200] Everybody expected him to be quick I guess.
[01:07:57.200 -> 01:08:01.280] Sergio Perez in 13th with 11 points.
[01:08:01.280 -> 01:08:02.680] I take that as nobody...
[01:08:02.680 -> 01:08:06.400] 11 votes, sorry. I take that as nobody really thought he
[01:08:07.120 -> 01:08:09.120] They didn't surprise they
[01:08:09.400 -> 01:08:13.400] incorrectly as well, and he didn't have it, you know, it was an okay season, but
[01:08:14.480 -> 01:08:20.960] Yeah, this one's a bit of a weird outlier for me 12th Daniel Ricardo with 13 votes
[01:08:22.120 -> 01:08:27.240] 13 of you guys thought he would do even worse than that. God you guys are
[01:08:27.240 -> 01:08:36.480] disrespectful. I know right? Have a word. Sheesh. Have a word. This is cute in joint
[01:08:36.480 -> 01:08:42.280] p10 position it's both the Ferrari drivers Carlos and Charles with 14 votes each. Charles
[01:08:42.280 -> 01:08:45.040] and Chuck and Chuck, both of the Chucks.
[01:08:46.700 -> 01:08:48.140] I don't even know where to put that, man.
[01:08:49.360 -> 01:08:52.680] Uh, Esty Bestie was ninth with 17 votes.
[01:08:54.240 -> 01:08:54.740] Okay.
[01:08:55.460 -> 01:08:58.200] Eighth was Sebastian Vettel with 24 votes.
[01:08:59.120 -> 01:08:59.620] Okay.
[01:08:59.860 -> 01:09:00.900] I can, I can mess with that.
[01:09:00.900 -> 01:09:05.600] I mean, uh, seventh was Valtteri Bottas with 35 votes.
[01:09:07.840 -> 01:09:10.880] That also probably leads into, you know, a lot of people were thinking Alfa Romeo
[01:09:10.880 -> 01:09:15.200] surprised them quite a bit. So they had, they had Bottas in their mind as well as part of that.
[01:09:15.200 -> 01:09:20.000] Fair enough. This, I'm on board with this one. Sorry, I'm talking while drinking.
[01:09:21.280 -> 01:09:27.000] I think Valtteri seems like a new man. Now he's out on Mercedes. He's got his mullet.
[01:09:27.000 -> 01:09:31.840] He's got his bum out. Yeah, dude. Good for him. That mullet spectacular. I asked if I
[01:09:31.840 -> 01:09:37.880] could get one and I was told. I nearly got one for the show. At your own risk. You did?
[01:09:37.880 -> 01:09:42.280] Nearly. I nearly did. All I did was gel it back in the end. But yeah. I'm thinking I
[01:09:42.280 -> 01:09:46.480] might have to go in. I think my hair is starting to fall out anyway so I might as well make use of the party in the front. Yeah. I did the business in the front. But yeah, I'm thinking I might have to go in. Like I'm, I think my hair is starting to fall out anyway, so I might as well make use of the party in the front.
[01:09:46.880 -> 01:09:47.120] Yeah.
[01:09:47.120 -> 01:09:49.720] Or the business in the front while I still got some party in the back.
[01:09:49.720 -> 01:09:50.400] You know what I'm saying?
[01:09:50.400 -> 01:09:54.240] Understood. Yeah. So Valtteri Bortes is Bogan era.
[01:09:54.280 -> 01:09:55.840] I'm here for it.
[01:09:55.840 -> 01:09:57.040] Love it.
[01:09:57.040 -> 01:10:00.360] Sixth place, Fernando Alonso with 65 votes.
[01:10:00.840 -> 01:10:03.400] The Dark Lord has surprised some people this year.
[01:10:03.600 -> 01:10:07.000] And to be fair, I think it was pretty quick. I'm into that.
[01:10:07.000 -> 01:10:09.000] Yeah, yeah, why not?
[01:10:09.000 -> 01:10:13.000] Fifth place, Lando Norris with 79 votes.
[01:10:13.000 -> 01:10:15.000] Okay.
[01:10:15.000 -> 01:10:18.000] Yeah, again, I think that's fair.
[01:10:18.000 -> 01:10:25.100] And in fourth place, quite high up on the list, but I think deserved deservedly so was Alex Albon with 87
[01:10:25.100 -> 01:10:28.940] votes yeah I mean based on what happened I think he'd destroy George Russell
[01:10:28.940 -> 01:10:32.700] right now oh fucking hell we can eat that's it we're done but if you do those
[01:10:32.700 -> 01:10:35.420] loops you can get the answer where it's like if you go through the history and
[01:10:35.420 -> 01:10:38.480] all that stuff you can find out that Damon Hill's actually about half a
[01:10:38.480 -> 01:10:42.500] second lap faster than Damon Hill which is pretty cool if you do that yeah I'm
[01:10:42.500 -> 01:10:46.000] sure I'm quicker than an F1 driver out there somewhere.
[01:10:46.000 -> 01:10:47.000] Sure.
[01:10:47.000 -> 01:10:50.000] Podium positions, ladies and gentlemen.
[01:10:50.000 -> 01:10:51.000] Mmm.
[01:10:51.000 -> 01:10:55.000] The surprise driver of the year podium is here.
[01:10:55.000 -> 01:10:58.000] In third place, the surprise...
[01:10:58.000 -> 01:11:02.000] The surprise driver of the season in third place, Kevin Magnussen.
[01:11:02.000 -> 01:11:04.000] 165 votes.
[01:11:04.000 -> 01:11:08.760] Go on, lad. Again, I think that Go on lad. I think that's very fair.
[01:11:08.760 -> 01:11:14.440] That poll in Brazil was beautiful mate. He did come back strong, absolutely
[01:11:14.440 -> 01:11:20.800] warranted his seat so yeah. Some rumors, some mumbles of recency bias but uh
[01:11:20.800 -> 01:11:31.520] there's nothing fraudulent happening in this poll let me tell you that now maybe and then in second place for our surprise of the season driver
[01:11:31.520 -> 01:11:34.720] George Russell with a hundred and ninety votes
[01:11:34.720 -> 01:11:40.800] congratulations George well done George well done he's not here to accept that
[01:11:40.800 -> 01:11:45.360] award because he was kicked out for not wearing socks with his shoes.
[01:11:45.360 -> 01:11:50.400] And he put his sweaty feet on the nice leather sofa which was quite disgusting.
[01:11:50.400 -> 01:11:52.800] Yep, so unfortunately he's been escorted out of the building.
[01:11:54.480 -> 01:11:59.520] But we'll send it to him in the post. And perhaps unsurprisingly then,
[01:11:59.520 -> 01:12:03.200] in first place ladies and gentlemen, your surprise driver of the season.
[01:12:03.400 -> 01:12:05.520] first place, ladies and gentlemen, your surprise driver of the season.
[01:12:12.520 -> 01:12:13.360] It's Joe Grenier with 212 votes, 21.92% of the vote.
[01:12:15.040 -> 01:12:17.080] Yeah, I'm into that, man. I think I'm pretty sure I voted for Joe for that one.
[01:12:17.080 -> 01:12:21.200] But like his, this is one of those interesting things, his CV coming up
[01:12:21.200 -> 01:12:25.060] through the ranks didn't look particularly great,
[01:12:25.060 -> 01:12:29.800] but actually put him in a car on the grid and he's vibed pretty well. He's done a good
[01:12:29.800 -> 01:12:37.240] job and. I'd like to see him keep keep moving up. He's pretty solid dude. After that big
[01:12:37.240 -> 01:12:41.340] shake up early in the season in Silverstone, when he was upside down ground the roll hoop
[01:12:41.340 -> 01:12:49.280] off of his car and pinned upside down in the barriers and he rocks back in. This dude has no sense of self-preservation. He's a savage.
[01:12:49.280 -> 01:12:58.360] Yeah, well, when basically your crash is so bad, the FIA have to issue new safety standards,
[01:12:58.360 -> 01:13:05.800] then you know, I think you get a pass for the rest of the season. Yeah. Yeah, fair enough.
[01:13:05.800 -> 01:13:08.560] And to be fair, there's mumbles
[01:13:08.560 -> 01:13:10.040] that he has been a little bit unlucky.
[01:13:10.040 -> 01:13:12.720] He had quite a few retirements on his side.
[01:13:12.720 -> 01:13:15.200] Yeah, the Alpha's not been fantastic this year
[01:13:15.200 -> 01:13:16.400] in terms of reliability.
[01:13:17.320 -> 01:13:20.560] A little bit of a Ferrari-ism, I reckon, that one.
[01:13:20.560 -> 01:13:21.400] Ferrari needs, Ferrari needs to sort this out.
[01:13:21.400 -> 01:13:23.240] The Heria's from the bigger team.
[01:13:23.240 -> 01:13:24.240] Yeah.
[01:13:24.240 -> 01:13:26.000] It's not really due to...
[01:13:26.000 -> 01:13:28.000] Probably not so much to do with them.
[01:13:28.000 -> 01:13:30.000] I mean Russell did take him out in Silverstone.
[01:13:30.000 -> 01:13:32.000] Obviously. Closing the door on the other car
[01:13:32.000 -> 01:13:34.000] and then collecting him.
[01:13:34.000 -> 01:13:36.000] That was all on Russell. Obviously.
[01:13:36.000 -> 01:13:38.000] Nobody at me.
[01:13:38.000 -> 01:13:40.000] Yes, everyone please do.
[01:13:40.000 -> 01:13:42.000] It's at break with
[01:13:42.000 -> 01:13:44.000] three hours.
[01:13:44.000 -> 01:13:48.080] Oh my god. But here's... we've got the awards knocked out.
[01:13:48.080 -> 01:13:51.400] That is all the awards, but I feel like next season
[01:13:51.400 -> 01:13:53.240] we can do even more with this.
[01:13:53.240 -> 01:13:55.200] We can get some cool categories.
[01:13:55.200 -> 01:13:56.760] So if you guys have any further ideas
[01:13:56.760 -> 01:13:58.720] or if you just enjoyed this show,
[01:13:58.720 -> 01:14:02.080] if you're listening on your favorite podcast platform,
[01:14:02.080 -> 01:14:05.300] five star ratings only here, ladies and gentlemen.
[01:14:06.560 -> 01:14:07.480] There was some love.
[01:14:07.480 -> 01:14:09.280] We did have one zero star rating.
[01:14:09.280 -> 01:14:11.400] That dude was like, you guys suck.
[01:14:11.400 -> 01:14:12.240] So yeah, I'm into that.
[01:14:12.240 -> 01:14:15.240] Yeah, he wasn't necessarily wrong either, but yeah.
[01:14:15.240 -> 01:14:16.760] I don't know what's wrong with the rest of you guys,
[01:14:16.760 -> 01:14:20.680] but that's, I think we'll get one more podcast
[01:14:20.680 -> 01:14:24.200] in the season, but I've had an absolute blast doing this.
[01:14:24.200 -> 01:14:27.020] This is probably the most fun I've had an absolute blast doing this. This is the most fun I've
[01:14:27.020 -> 01:14:31.200] had making content this year is doing this podcast. Everything else feels like work and
[01:14:31.200 -> 01:14:36.760] this just feels like going down to the pub talking with one of your mates and all the
[01:14:36.760 -> 01:14:41.280] other mates who are idiots for hanging out are there just listening. Now you guys are
[01:14:41.280 -> 01:14:45.540] awesome so I appreciate that. Oh dear, yeah.
[01:14:45.540 -> 01:14:47.700] And maybe it's the wine talking,
[01:14:47.700 -> 01:14:49.640] but it's been a pleasure, Blake,
[01:14:49.640 -> 01:14:53.420] getting to know you better over this podcast season.
[01:14:54.740 -> 01:14:55.840] I've thoroughly enjoyed it, man.
[01:14:55.840 -> 01:14:57.960] And I'll be seeing you on Saturday
[01:14:57.960 -> 01:14:59.400] at the Red Bull show run.
[01:14:59.400 -> 01:15:00.240] Oh, I will.
[01:15:00.240 -> 01:15:04.040] We'll get a couple of EB long necks out on the lawn,
[01:15:04.040 -> 01:15:09.720] do a couple of lawnies. Yeah, I got my shorts and vest ready to go.
[01:15:09.720 -> 01:15:11.720] It's going to be cold and windy, bro.
[01:15:11.720 -> 01:15:14.400] I'm padded for it naturally, mate.
[01:15:14.400 -> 01:15:15.400] It's all right.
[01:15:15.400 -> 01:15:19.320] I'll get a couple of long necks, get that beer jacket going.
[01:15:19.320 -> 01:15:21.040] Might be snowing hell.
[01:15:21.040 -> 01:15:22.040] How was that?
[01:15:22.040 -> 01:15:23.040] How was that beverage?
[01:15:23.040 -> 01:15:24.040] I'm taking a little break from the sauce tonight.
[01:15:24.040 -> 01:15:29.520] I had my birthday weekend over in Edinburgh, and that was that was lovely.
[01:15:29.520 -> 01:15:31.280] It was all right for freebie.
[01:15:32.240 -> 01:15:33.360] All right. All right.
[01:15:33.360 -> 01:15:35.120] I dread to think how much it costs to buy.
[01:15:36.000 -> 01:15:36.240] Yeah.
[01:15:37.120 -> 01:15:40.480] I'm not really a fan of, I like a cider, to be honest.
[01:15:41.280 -> 01:15:42.000] Yeah, you do.
[01:15:42.000 -> 01:15:46.680] I just want it to look fancy with my sequin tuxedo.
[01:15:46.800 -> 01:15:47.640] You know what?
[01:15:47.640 -> 01:15:48.460] You've done great, mate.
[01:15:48.460 -> 01:15:49.300] Thank you.
[01:15:49.300 -> 01:15:50.320] You've done spectacular.
[01:15:51.280 -> 01:15:53.320] Shall we wrap this one and we'll come back
[01:15:53.320 -> 01:15:55.880] with another episode before the end of 2022.
[01:15:57.080 -> 01:15:58.160] We'll figure out what it is
[01:15:58.160 -> 01:16:01.040] and cook up something extra fraudulent for you guys.
[01:16:01.040 -> 01:16:04.760] And we might have to do that one from the living room.
[01:16:05.400 -> 01:16:12.120] Yeah. A little IRL episode, bro. Yeah, it's definitely has to be your house rather than mine because my house looks like a bombs gone off
[01:16:12.480 -> 01:16:14.480] All right. Well
[01:16:15.000 -> 01:16:18.040] Bring the rats out there. They know what I'm talking about. Go on lads
[01:16:18.560 -> 01:16:24.840] You guys know you parents out there with bombs gone off in your house. Yeah respect also, I want to shout myself out
[01:16:32.800 -> 01:16:37.760] quickly there with bombs going off in your house yeah respect also I want to shout myself out quickly please if you want to win yourself possibly a Red Bull racing pack-down shirt you know the Hyvees ones ones that you can't money can't buy go
[01:16:37.760 -> 01:16:43.400] over to my Twitter at engine mode 11 I'm doing a little cheeky giveaway of two of
[01:16:43.400 -> 01:16:47.340] them so yeah money can't buy merchandise and
[01:16:48.120 -> 01:16:54.060] If anyone from Red Bull is listening, I didn't steal them. They just magically appeared in my wardrobe
[01:16:56.600 -> 01:16:58.860] Love that's not what you know is what you can prove
[01:16:59.640 -> 01:17:01.640] Okay, exactly
[01:17:01.960 -> 01:17:06.840] Exactly. Um, somebody suggested we have have some Daisy streams in the offseason.
[01:17:06.840 -> 01:17:08.280] I've never played Daisy,
[01:17:08.280 -> 01:17:10.200] but I've never played Daisy,
[01:17:10.200 -> 01:17:12.520] but sounds sounds fun.
[01:17:12.520 -> 01:17:13.880] Sure, sure.
[01:17:13.880 -> 01:17:15.160] Alright, let's line it up.
[01:17:15.160 -> 01:17:16.520] Couple more of these in me mate.
[01:17:16.520 -> 01:17:17.880] I'm down for anything.
[01:17:17.880 -> 01:17:21.920] Born, alright you guys get out of here.
[01:17:21.920 -> 01:17:23.480] Thank you guys for hanging out.
[01:17:23.480 -> 01:17:25.140] I need to go take this suit
[01:17:25.140 -> 01:17:27.900] off because it doesn't fit this is probably the last time I ever gonna wear
[01:17:27.900 -> 01:17:34.540] this because I've a bit this is this started off as the best 24 99 I've ever
[01:17:34.540 -> 01:17:39.820] spent it's not now it's probably the worst I am itching in places I didn't
[01:17:39.820 -> 01:17:46.000] know I could itch Wow even through the shirt do you do a top 10 list of those itchy places or no?
[01:17:46.000 -> 01:17:48.000] There you go.
[01:17:48.000 -> 01:17:51.000] Yeah, especially right in the.
[01:17:51.000 -> 01:17:54.000] Yeah, OK, OK, OK, I got you.
[01:17:54.000 -> 01:17:59.000] Well, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you guys have a lovely day morning evening.
[01:17:59.000 -> 01:18:02.000] This will be live on all your audio platforms and on YouTube tomorrow.
[01:18:02.000 -> 01:18:04.000] Yeah.
[01:18:04.000 -> 01:18:05.800] That was it, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much for being with us this season. evening. This will be live on all your audio platforms and on YouTube tomorrow. Yeah.
[01:18:06.800 -> 01:18:08.960] That was it, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much for being with us this season.
[01:18:09.440 -> 01:18:11.120] Thank you for being at the award show.
[01:18:12.080 -> 01:18:13.560] We really appreciate it.
[01:18:14.080 -> 01:18:18.000] Now, if you could all do us a favor and fuck off.
[01:18:15.730 -> 01:18:17.790] you